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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    IMAGINE
    A MIRROR
    THAT COULD
    REVEAL YOUR
    PERSONALITY,
    WOULD YOU
    DARE LOOK?

  2. GoneCra2y GoneCra2y
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    School dress code is dumb. We can't show our shoulders??? What guy is gonna look at a girl and be like "Dang, that's a FINE shoulder."?

  3. quiffjumping quiffjumping
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    what if
    for every minute you were on the internet, you burned 10 calories.
    i'd be a supermodel.

  4. jazzy__724 jazzy__724
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    COOL THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN
    When I Don't Have A Camera.

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    if the wallpaper
    on your phone is a picture of yourself
    i ' m j u d g i n g y o u .

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    friendly reminder
    taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while
    the other is still mentally stuck in middle school

  7. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:13pm UTC
    Old Disney:
    Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
    That's So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful..
    New Disney:
    Shake It Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.

  8. Chloe149 Chloe149
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Two Girls wearing the same shirt:
    She copied my style!
    Two Guys wearing the same shirt:
    BRO!!!
    Format: twilightgirl995 lolsotrue.com


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    Age 9: Worry about internet people finding me in real life
    Now: Worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

  11. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    The Hardest part about going back to school
    is getting my voice to whisper again.

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Me in September: This year I am going to study hard and get all of my homework done and take good notes and get all A's!
    Me in October: Lol, screw it.

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Does anyone else get really annoyed
    When you click on someone's profile and music starts playing?

  14. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Pretty girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
    Me: I'll take what I can get.

  15. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Girls who;; #53
    Play with our hair.
    It drives us guys crazy with butterflies.

    nmf
    credit: RingoStar

  17. Nina_luv13 Nina_luv13
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    99% of my socks are single
    and you don't see them crying about it.

  18. ImJustMeh ImJustMeh
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 11:05am UTC
    me: *wakes up*
    2 hours later
    me: *gets out of bed*

  19. fieldhockeylover1418092 fieldhockeylover1418092
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 10:23am UTC
    1.) Say "DAle"
    2.) Mumble 3 spanish words
    3.) list 4 cities
    Congratulations, you
    just made a pitbull
    song.

  20. andrea_loves_yew andrea_loves_yew
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    ░ ░░

    ░░░Clse your eyes,
    When your home alone:
    Every sound in the house gets 10 times scarier.
    format by neversaynever16
    my quote

:)

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