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CaitlinAtTheDisco*

Status: C-a-i-t-l-i-n; there isn't a K or a Y or an E. Okay?

Member Since: 12 Feb 2012 04:20pm

Last Seen: 24 Sep 2014 06:30pm

Birthday: September 18

Location: Somewhere where I'm 99.9% done

Gender: F

user id: 273419

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I'm so addicted to, all the things you do...


Hello there. My name is Caitlin, if you haven't figured it out by my account name. 

I like music: Panic! At The Disco, Falling in Reverse, Sleeping with Sirens, Pierce the Veil,
One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Saving Abel, Matchbox Twenty, Parachute, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Katy Perry,
Gavin Degraw, One Republic, Miley Cyrus and much, much more.

I also like food: pizza, cheetos, and nutella. Kitkats and Skittles are also pretty amazing. 

I like YouTube, too: Troye Sivan, Danisnotonfire, MazziMaz, Janoskians, JoeSantagato, iiSuperwomanii, 
and O2L. (A LOT more, trust me...)

I'm 14 years old and in the 9th grade. I would be lying if I said I like high school, in fact- I've come to the conclusion that it's quite a miserable place in which I will never fit in, despite my obvious wit and sarcasm (ba dum tss).. I like to read and write... and use the internet, but I guess it's pretty obvious, too.

This is random but if I could be friends with any celebrity, I'd say Jennifer Lawrence because she's cool and down to earth and if I were to say a guy, it'd be Nicholas Hoult because he's perf. ( So is Troye Sivan, btw )

Here goes nothing...

{+} food, YouTube Videos, snow days, Fall, music, cream soda, cherry cola, the smell of vanilla, going
to the mall, New York City, cute guys, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Logan Lerman, this font omg <3, 
long car rides, making people smile, making people laugh, laughing so hard that my stomach hurts, laughing
in general, answering questions with song lyrics, comedy movies, Wattpad

{-} waking up at 5 in the morning for school, oversleeping, swimming, moving in general (jk), when 
my favorite fictional characters die -_-, my handwriting, gym class, being forced to change
during gym class, the smell of gasoline, burning myself with a straightener, being social... 

If you have any questions, ask them below. 

If you read/write on wattpad, let me know; I'll check it out! :D
(Seeing as I have no clue how link things, I'll just give it to you here: http://wattpad.com/istolethecookiez) I'll follow you back if you comment on my profile telling me you're from Witty. : )


 
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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    Everytime I read a story description on Wattpad
    Story: *sounds amazing*
    Story: *last sentence* OneDirection / Justin Bieber / Werewolf / Vampire / Twilight / HungerGames / Chicken-Chow-Mein Fan-Fiction.

  2. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    I love when I'm reading a story and the author decides to kill off a
    main character and I'm just like 'why wouLD YOU DO THIS TO ME!'

  3. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    When my computer freezes
    Me: No
    Me: Don't do this to me
    Me: I was doing something important!
    Me: I'll end your existence computer, don't think I won't
    Me: *leans forward with a knife to the screen*
    Me: unfreeze now, you little-
    Computer: *unfreezes*
    Me: *drops knife* great
    Me: *continues scrolling*

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:15pm UTC
    Kid: I run 5 miles a day to stay fit
    Me: ha
    Me: *ten minutes later* haha
    Me: *an hour later* hahaha
    Me: *at home* hahahahaha
    Me: *seven years later* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    Me: What time is it?
    Friend: Time for you to-
    Me: Die.
    Me: *slams desk on his face*

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    Outside Gym Class in (nearly) Winter
    Gym Teacher: Today, we're going to be running a mile outside.
    Me: *having an asthma attack*
    Gym Teacher: It's okay, Cathy, you can do it!
    Me: *wheeze* my names *wheeze* Caitlin
    Gym Teacher: You can do it, only a quarter of a mile left
    Me: *falls to the floor*
    Gym Teacher: Crawling the rest of the way, good strategy
    Me: *dies*
    Gym Teacher: Inchworming the rest of the way, even better strategy.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Movies
    Guy: *stares at girl*
    Girl: *makes weird face*
    Guy: *laughs, asks her out*
    Real Life
    Guy: *stares at me*
    Me: *makes weird face*
    Guy: *peppersprays me*

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Some kid in my school named Cory is running for president so for his campaign,
    he had the school play a small edited video of him in front of the White House and
    it said 'Vote Cory for President.' and some kid from the back of the cafeteria shouted
    'Cory, Cory, Cory, in the house' and another one shouted, 'It's a party every week baby.'

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    11 year olds now: omg, my mom wouldn't even let me buy those heels and I can't even charge my iphone 5 right now, ugh.
    Me now at age 14: omg, my pokemon aren't rested! they're not going to survive their next battle!

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Me: *reading something*
    Me: wow... what time does this class end?
    Me: 10:39? lol, wow, it's only 10 o'clock.
    Me: somebody stab my face, plz.
    Me: *focuses on words again*
    Me: wait... what happened?

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    Kid: Caitlin.
    Me: *looks around*
    Kid: Caitlin.
    Me: *turns around*
    Me: *stares at him*
    Me: Me?
    Kid: Well, you're Caitlin, so yes.
    Me: ... you know my name?

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 5:57am UTC
    At Home
    Everybody: *talking over me*
    Me: *raises hand*

  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 5:44am UTC
    Friend: Boys love food, especially candy.
    Me: Good to know.
    *An Hour Later*
    Me: *approaches boys with large bag*
    Me: Hey boys...
    Me: *breathes heavily*
    Me: Want some can- GET IN THE BAG!
    Me: DON'T FIGHT IT!

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Teacher: We're going to do a project; it requires you to print out a picture of yourself.
    Me: *quits school*

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    Me: *forgets to take my medicine one day*
    Mom: omg, you're so irresponsible.
    Mom: *forgets to pick me up from school*
    Mom: whoopsie

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    People on my bus: We can hear your music.
    Me: *sits away from people*
    People on my bus: *moves closer to me*
    People on my bus: We can hear your music.

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    White Girls Like
    Omg, look at me
    Instagram Selfie
    Pumpkin Spice
    Starbucks Nice
    Ugg boots in 80 degrees

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    I hate when people look over my shoulder when I'm on the computer
    Me: *scrolling*
    Me: *notices kid looking at the screen*
    Me: mind your peepers

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Me during the summer Vs. Me now
    Summer
    Me: I'm going to be so social this upcoming school year! I'm going to make so many friends!
    Now
    Girl: Hey, what's the home-
    Me: meow
    Girl: Uh...
    Me: hiss hiss

  20. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    When My Mom Shows Guests My Room while I'm In there
    Me: *breaks into Nsync Bye Bye Bye dance*
    Me: I want to see you out that door, Baby bye bye bye!

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