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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 15, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Gym Teacher: How many of you guys are fit?
Me: *raises hand*
Kid: Define fit
Gym Teacher: Uhm, you can walk up a flight of stairs without breathing heavily and pausing repeatedly
Me: *slowly drops hand*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 11, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Teacher: Caitlin, can you make some room for Lisa? Slide to the left.
Me: *grins*
Teacher: oh no
Me: SLIDE TO THE RIGHT, TAKE IT BACK NOW YA'LL, ONE HOP THIS TIME *earthquake*
Floor: *snaps in half*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 11, 2013 6:08pm UTC

When you're listening to someone elses conversation and you notice someone who keeps trying to talk but gets cut off and they slowly stop talking

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 10, 2013 3:46pm UTC

How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
You: *enter the house*
Parent: Where did you go?
You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 9, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Me: what's up?
Brother: your mom
Me: ...
Me: we have the same mo-
Brother: your mom

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 9, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Smiling at an old person to show them you're not a thug but when they don't smile back, it confirms that they are actually the thug.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Bad Things About Being Friendless
- you want to get out of the house? and go where? *snort* thought so
- you brought home a C? what caused this? you don't have any friends to distract you. whoops, there goes your computer
- you don't go out so that can't be a punishment, whoops, there goes your computer
- everyone assumes you're weird (even if you are)
- you were absent or weren't paying attention in class? well, who are you going to ask for the homework?
- awkward lunch
- awkward 'choose a partner' situation
- awkward 'get forced into a group and people complain about your presence right in front of you' situation
- who ya gonna call? ghostbusters obviously because you have nobody.
- watching somebody stutter as they try and remember your name
- having to deal with the person passing out the completed papers saying 'who's this?' when your paper appears in the pile

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 8, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Me: I'm stressing over school.
Mom: Omg, calm down- it's just school. wait until you're out in the real world, now that's something to stress about.
Me: *brings home bad grade*
Mom: what is this? I-is that a C? As in the letter that comes after B? I expect more of you, Caitlin.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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December 8, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Fun Fact: All human fetuses grow a mustache that spreads all over their entire body. The baby then eats the hair in utero and poops it out after birth

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 30, 2013 1:46pm UTC

Friend: *holding expensive globe*
Teacher: don't drop that-
Me: thun thun thun, aye, don't drop that thun thun thun!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 30, 2013 1:43pm UTC

Mom: Caitlin, the new stove is hooked up.
Me: This is not the stove I know!
Me: I would trade it all away...
Me: If you'd come back to stay.
Mom: This is why we don't tell you things.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 29, 2013 1:55am UTC

Kid: You dropped something.
Me: Yeah, my dignity.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 29, 2013 1:19am UTC

At The Mall
Random Guys: *laughs* Oh my gosh, that's so gay.
Friend: *laughs* Oh my gosh, that's so straight.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 29, 2013 1:17am UTC

In Class
Boy: Paramore is a terrible band.
Me: *twitches*
Boy: Ew, Fall Out Boy?
Me: *clenches pencil tighter*
Boy: Green Day is the worst band ever.
Me: *snaps*
2 HOURS LATER
Officer: So... he voluntarily climbed out of the window?
Me: That seems to be the situation, Officer.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 27, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Something I learned from Spongebob:
Always bring a spare pencil when going out to sea.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 23, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I hate saying no but it seems like people always put me in situations where I need to say it.
A few examples: Can I have a pink starburst? No.
Do you want to come over my house to play videogames? No.
Can I have some of your food? No.
Can you please let me out of this closet? I promise I won't hate on your favorite bands anymore, Caitlin, please. No.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 22, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Mom: Ugh I'm getting old
*ten minutes later*
Mom: *falls*
Me: Help, she's fallen and she can't get up

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 17, 2013 7:42pm UTC

Say Hugh
Say Jane
Say Is
Say them altogether slowly
Say them altogether quickly

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 17, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Friend: I'm going to tell you this secret but you can't tell anyone!
Me: So that means I can't tell my group of nonexistent friends?
Me: Gotcha

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 17, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Friend: -wait I don't have a friend, nvm

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