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  1. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    Thing I hate when people say
    - YOLO
    - Get off of my kid
    - (Favorite band) stinks.
    - Seriously, let my child go.
    - Can you do me a favor?
    - I'll call the cops if you don't let my child go.
    - rofl.

  2. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 5:40am UTC
    When I have my earbuds in, don't talk to me.
    When I have one earbud in, don't talk to me.
    When I have no earbuds in, don't talk to me.

  3. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    City Bus Experience
    Me: *walks onto the bus with my half empty soda in one hand and my cell phone in the other*
    Random Guy: *stares at me*
    Me: *goes to sit down*
    Guy: *reaches for my hands*
    Me: *pulls phone away*
    Guy: *grabs my soda*
    Me: No, no
    Guy: Yes *snatches my soda*

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Mom: *starts to slide around on ice*
    Mom: Oh no, I'm slipping!
    Me: Into the lava
    Me: Are you tryna keep from going under?
    Mom: *falls*

  5. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Me: *checking notifications*
    *name commented on your quote*
    Me: What did I do wrong today?

  6. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Me: *casually sitting in my room*
    Brother: *opens door*
    Brother: Come on in camera crew. This is my little sister, Caitlin.
    Me: What's going on?
    Brother: She's a hoarder. She's been a hoarder for several years now and it affects the whole family.

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 8:20pm UTC
    Mouse: *runs through the kitchen*
    Mom: Oh my gosh it's a mouse! *jumps on chair*
    Brother: *screams like a girl and then jumps on a chair* GET IT OUT OF HERE!
    Me: *stares at mouse before continues eating*

  8. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 8:04am UTC
    I would love to be an actress, not only would I hang out with hot actors- I could
    kiss them and when they ask 'what' your problem,' I can say 'Just practicing.'

  9. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Me and my friend bump into a canoe full of cute guys
    Friend's Tactic
    Friend: I'm sorry
    Guy: It's okay
    Friend: *giggles*
    My Tactic
    Me: *dives off boat and into the water*
    Me: *latches onto their canoe*
    Me: *whispers* take me with you. i'll love you forever

  10. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 10:59am UTC
    Me: *goes to school*
    School: *boring, gym class, gossip, rumors*
    Me: *misses school*
    School: *gives out money, male model photo shoot, buys pizza, takes everyone on a trip to disney world, hands out free concert tickets*

  11. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    What I don't understand
    is why people hate on freshman. What did they do wrong? Not all of them walk into the school acting lke they run it because they know people there. And the few that do that, well, let's just say that the majority of them don't make it very far because when their 'senior' friends graduate, where are they going to go?
    You were/are going to be a freshmen at one point in your life; you normally don't just magically skip that year whether you'd like to or not.
    So next time, instead of saying 'I hate freshman' or 'Freshman's are so annoying,' think about how you're judging them based on the amount of annoying freshman you know.

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Name: Caitlin
    Single or taken: Single and it isn't going to change anytime soon.
    Gender: female
    Birthday: September 18th
    Siblings: 5 brothers, 1 sister.
    Hair color: Currently brown with natural red highlights and (obviously) dyed fading red tips.
    Eye color: Dark, dark, dark brown, like so brown they look black.
    Height: 5'4", maybe I've gotten taller since the last time I've been to the doctors office.
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S
    Who are your best friends?: I don't even know.
    You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Like stated just a moment ago, no.
    F A S H I O N | S T U F F
    Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: I don't care, really...
    Any tattoos or piercings?: My ears pierced, unfortunately.
    What is your most comfortable outfit? Jeans, a t-shirt and a nice pair of converse, DC, or Osiris.
    What do you usually wear?: Refer to question above unless it's a school day, then I wear a uniform.
    S P E C I F I C S
    Do you do drugs? Nope.
    What kind of shampoo do you use? Herbal Essence or something like that...
    What are you most scared of?: Dogs? Death? Wild animals?
    What are you listening to right now?: Nothing.
    Who is the last person that you called?: I don't know, I barely use the phone. XD
    Who is the last person that called you?: Uhm, my brothers?
    Where do you want to get married?: I don't want to get married; If I did, I'd have a simple wedding at a lake or something, idk.
    What would you change about yourself?: A few things; eye color, wavy hair, size.
    F A V O R I T E S
    Colors: Purple
    Foods: Plain cheese pizza and extremely hot- hot wings
    Movies: Perks of Being A Wallflower, Warm Bodies, 21 Jump Street, The Sitter, White Chicks, etc, etc, etc
    H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
    Given anyone a bath?: Yep, a baby.
    Smoked?: No, asthmatic.
    Bungee jumped?: No, and I don't plan to. I wasn't made to be on a slingshot sorry.
    Made yourself throw up?: No.
    Skinny dipped?: Haha, no.
    Ever been in love?: No. I'm not a big believer in love.
    Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: HAHAHA ALL THE TIME AS A CHILD
    Cried? Yes, everyone has. Birth duh.
    Lied?: Yes, to get off of the phone.
    Fallen for your best friend? No and I don't really plan to.
    Used someone?: I CAN USE SOMEBODYYY! Kidding, but no.
    Done something you regret?: Nothing life changing. Stuff like leaving my toast in the toaster for 20 seconds too long.
    L A S T | P E R S O N
    You left a message for: Wow... I haven't left anyone a message in like... 40 years.
    You texted: HAHA no
    You cuddled with: I hate that word. 'Cuddle' NO.
    A R E | Y O U
    Understanding: I guess you can say that; I don't judge easily.
    Open-minded: Yep
    Insecure: On some things yes
    Hungry: No
    Smart : My grades say I am but most of the time: I'm not quite sure.
    Moody: No.
    Hard working: For school a bit, yeah, at home no.
    Organized: For stupid things like pens, binders, and pencils but with like clothes and all that, no
    Healthy: Somewhat.
    Difficult: I don't think so...
    Bored easily: No.
    Angry: A bit.
    Sad: A bit.
    Happy: no.
    Hyper: Somewhat
    Trusting: No.

  13. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    How to get swag
    1.) Turn on washer
    2.) Add 1 cup of soap
    3.) Add 4 cups of swag
    4.) Get into washer

  14. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    10 Tips on How To Tell If A Guy Likes You
    1. He breathes around you. We want this; this means he wants to be alive around you.
    2. He blinks around you.
    3. He scratches his head around you.
    4. When he says 'no', he actually means 'yes.' This is an important step. Don't forget it.
    5. If he points and laughs at you while he's with a group of friends, he's definitely just complimenting your outfit today. Wear it again. Everyday. Don't worry about washing it; he likes it the way it is.
    6. If he calls you a creep; it's only a term of endearment. This is good, it's his personal nickname for you. You may be his personal brand of heroine.
    7. Ignores your texts/inboxes/e-mails/phone calls/pigeon carriers/snap chats/messages in a bottle, he is just playing hard to get. Take a visit to his house and all of his friends house's just in case he's over there. Forget the rocks, chuck bricks.
    8. If he files for a restraining order, he is just testing what barriers your love can overcome. Make sure you overcome them, you don't want him giving up on you now, right?
    9. If he changes his name, address, and/or phone number, threaten to hold his mother hostage until he returns to your dungeon. Take action guys, it'll be good mother-daughter bonding time for your future mother-inlaw, too.
    10. If he already has a girlfriend, she is only a speed bump. Literally; she's only a speed bump.

  15. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    While walking downstairs to lunch with a few new friends, one of the guy seniors
    walked by and whispered 'freshman friday, watch out' in the creepiest voice
    I've ever heard. So being the idiot I am, I replied 'senior sunday, we have bingo'

  16. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Gym Teacher: Run for 5 minutes straight, do 20 push ups, 20 crunches, 20 burpees, 10 air squats- hold for 20 seconds, and then meet me in the middle for todays lesson.
    Me: *has heart attack just thinking about it*

  17. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    This is Really How The Ice-breaker Went in School
    Teacher: Welcome to ninth grade, go around and introduce yourselves, say something about yourself- your age, your name, and a fact about you. Start us off, *kids name*
    Kid: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I play 6 sports after school; football, baseball, basketball, motorcross, swimming, and hockey.
    Teacher: That's great! I'm sure you've won your fair share of championships.
    Girl: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I dance hip hop and ballet after school on Tuesday and Thursday.
    Teacher: You'll have to show us someday.
    Me: I'm Caitlin, I'm 13 and I... like cheese pizza... and nutella.
    Teacher: That's... nice.

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:04am UTC
    Spell your name without vowels: ctln
    Your favorite number: 18
    What color do you wear most? black but now that schools in, navy blue and white
    Least favorite color?: white
    What are you listening to?: the screams of my enemies, I'm only kidding. The whirring of my fan.
    What is your favorite class in school?: I'm not sure yet, I haven't had all of my classes in High School. It's only my second day.
    Are you outgoing?: Somewhat
    Favorite pair of shoes?: Hightops, ankles are weird
    CANS
    Can you dance?: HAHAHAH YE- no. I can't.
    Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: *Josh's voice* The ultimate test of a good kisser.
    Can you whistle?: Yes, but my whistling cracks a lot so I don't whistle often.
    Write with both hands?: It's not always neat.
    Cross your eyes: Yes.
    Walk with your toes curled?: Yep.
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Maybe.
    Do you believe in miracles?: Somewhat.
    Do you believe in magic?: DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?! *mumbles the rest of the song*
    Love at first sight?: NO. That's technically attraction at first sight.
    Do you like roller coasters? Depends. Are there loops? If yes, then no. If no, then yes.
    Do you know how to swim?: Yeah, doesn't mean I do though.
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: I don't watch reality shows.
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: Yes. Twice.
    Have you ever asked someone out?: No and I would never do so because I fear rejection and I'd probably punk out last minute.
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: Do you mean like the beach or an actual middle of the ocean? Cause I've been to the beach, just never took a boat out to the middle of the ocean. That's scary.
    Have you ever painted your nails?: Yes, my nails are painted right now. It's the only thing that keeps me from biting them.
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: I don't know, do I look like a weatherman?
    What radio station do you listen to?: I don't listen to the radio.
    What was the last thing you bought?: I don't know, my bookbag? Pants?
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: Breaking Bad.
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you chatted?: My friend from school.
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: I don't know.
    Who was the last person you said I love you to?: I don't know, my mum?
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?: It all depends.
    What can make you happy?: Cheese pizza, snow and The Walking Dead.
    Do you wish you were happier?: yeah
    Can music make you happy?: Sometimes.
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: Never. I've never been in a relationship.
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: Brown with gingerish-red (faded red) tips
    What does your hair look like now? It's in a towel
    Current piercings?: My ears, I want my lip but I don't know.
    Have any tattoos?: Nope
    Eye color?: Brown.
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing? White tank top
    Pants: white sleepwear, I'm about to get ready for school
    Shoes?: Barefoot for now.
    Necklaces?: Ew, no.
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail: Shh... no.
    Ran away from home: Does down the street count? Just kidding, no.
    Laughed so hard you cried: nope, unfortunately
    Thrown up in a store: Probably when I was a baby
    Wanted to be a model: HAHAHA No.
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: Yes.
    seen a dead body: Every time I do this quiz, the people before me put 'yes'. Do you people work at morgues? Do people get shot right outside your bedroom window or something?
    skinny dipping: nope
    THIS OR THAT
    Pepsi or Coke: Coke
    McDonald's or Burger King? PIZZA HUT
    Single or Group Dates?: I've never been on one so back off bro
    Chocolate or Vanilla: Both :3.
    Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries BLUEBERRIES ARE DISGUSTING WASTES OF SPACE
    Meat or Veggies: Veggies!
    TV or Movie: movie
    Guitar or Drums: guitar
    Adidas or Nike: Hightop Adidas
    Cheerios or Corn Flakes: BOTH OF THESE ARE DISGUSTING
    Cake or Pie: Cake
    MTV or VH1: I don't know. I don't care.
    1. Were you named after anyone?: Probably some chick from a movie.
    2. When was the last time you cried?: I don't remember.
    3. Do you like your handwriting?: Kind of.
    4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: Ham! HONEY HAM! I LOVE HAM!
    5. Do you use sarcasm? All da time, homeswizzle
    8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yep
    9. Would you bungee jump?: Psh, no. The cord thing would probably snap and so would my head.
    10. What is your favorite cereal?: FROSTED FLAKES *THEY'RE GGRRREAAATT!
    11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: Some of my shoes don't require tying. #TeamSketchers. I'm just kidding, but sometiems.
    13. What is your favorite ice cream?: Lactose intolerant
    14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their eyes.
    15. Red or pink?: REDDD
    16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: erm... a lot
    17. Who do you miss the most?: Nobody really even though I have plenty of people to miss.
    18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: If they want to, I think they're fun to read
    19. What are you listening to right now? Silence.
    20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Purple or black
    21. Favorite Smells?: French Vanilla and Pizza.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    One time, my friends and I were walking down the stairs at school and one of them told a
    joke. I was laughing so hard that I fell down the stairs laughing and when I got up, I was
    still laughing and then we just kept walking and didn't talk about that incident ever again

  20. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 12:26pm UTC
    Old Lady: *tells a stupid joke*
    Me: *fake laughs*
    Old Lady: In all of my years telling bad jokes, that was the realest fake laugh I've ever heard

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