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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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October 8, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Teacher: Find a partner
Me: *cries*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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October 4, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Song: You're gonna miss me by my talk- oh!
Me: Omg, hahahahahah
Mom: What are you laughing at?
Me: It sounds like *laugh* she's saying *laugh* 'you're gonna miss me by my taco!'

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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October 4, 2013 9:52pm UTC

If you ever think your parents are strict, just remember that Taylor Swift's father
told a guy that he needs to stay away from her because he was throwing pebbles

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 30, 2013 6:09pm UTC

My trip to the bathroom
Me: *walks out of classroom and towards stairwell*
Me: *enters stairwell*
Me: *catches couple kissing*
Me: erm, sorry about that... I'll let you get back to...
Me: well, you know...
Me: *dives out of a window*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 29, 2013 12:49pm UTC

Friend: Large piles of things are good, right?
Friend: For example, I have a large pile of clothes.
Friend: I have a large pile of money.
Me: I have a large pile of dead bodies.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 27, 2013 8:00pm UTC

I remember when I first learned how to do a somersault when I was like 7; I'd wake up in the middle of the night and just do a few somersaults to make sure I was still able to do them.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 27, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Girl: Why do you always wear your hair up? It's weird, you're weird.
Me: *turns to friend*
Me: Do you have a care I could borrow?
Friend: *checks pockets*
Friend: Not at the moment, no.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 27, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Me: Listen to this song! It's amazing!
Friend: *listens to song* That was terrible! How can you listen to that garbage?!
Me: *slowly raises rag of chloroform*
Friend: What are you-
Me: Don't fight it

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 25, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Me Texting my Friends
Me: Omg, guess what?
Friend: What?
Me: I have a boyfriend! His name is Graham and he's so sweet!
Me: *sends picture of a graham cracker*
Me: caught him slipping.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 24, 2013 6:44pm UTC

My brother takes a nap when he gets home from school
Mom: Wake your brother up at 7, please
Me: whatever
Me: *several youtube videos later*
Me: *looks at clock* 9:30?
Me: ... oh well.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 23, 2013 6:37pm UTC

Me: *updates story on Wattpad*
A few readers: So funny, update.
Me: I JUST UPDATED! ARE YOU NEVER SATISFIED?!

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 21, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Teacher: *hands out plastic cups for experiment*
People: *start doing the Cup Song*
Teacher: Stop.
Teacher: If you're going to do the cup song, do it right.
That's how we spent 10 minutes doing the cup song.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 9:16pm UTC

I had a dream last night about a young, chubby, spanish boy who was around nine years old. He was telling me the story about how he got prepared for school during the summer. It was like a voiceover and then a short clip of him doing the thing he said and then turning and smiling at me. So he was saying how he bought his uniform *cue short clip then creepy smile*, then how he got his school supplies *cue short clip then creepy smile*, then he got his sneakers *cue short clip then creepy smile*, then he got his hair cut *cue short clip then creepy smile*, then last, he was just laughing creepily before he turned with the creepiest smile of all while saying 'then I got my nose pierced.' Somebody please help, why did this even happen?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 21, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Me: Mom, I know what I want for Christmas this year!
Mom: What do you want?
Me: Colorful duct tape.
Mom: What? That's all?
Me: Yeah, I ordered 4,805 boxes of them on your credit card. It totaled to 1,200.58$. I hope that's okay with you.
Mom: *sobs violently*
Me: What's wrong? Did you want a box, too? Don't worry, I'll go order a few hundred more.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 18, 2013 3:20pm UTC

Teacher: This class is going to be so fun! We're going to become a small family!
Me: Lies.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 18, 2013 5:52am UTC

I don't know how people actually play gym because when I'm in gym, I don't want to move. You know what? I never want to move.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 7:06pm UTC

In school, we played this game called 'Assassin' and the
teacher chose an assassin and to kill someone, you had
to wink at them and then the person who was winked at
had to fall down and pretend to die; but the teacher said
that I couldn't play anymore because whenever someone
winked at me, I would wink back.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 17, 2013 6:45pm UTC

People on TV
Girl: Do you know what tomorrow is? (It's her birthday)
Guy: no.
All of her friends and family: *throw her a surprise party*
My Life
Me: Do you know what tomorrow is? (My birthday)
Mom: no.
Next Day: *nothing at all happens*

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 17, 2013 6:33pm UTC

Mom: You hungry?
Me: Kind of...
Mom: *hands me plate of food*
*6 minutes later*
Me: *goes downstairs with cleared plate*
Brother: Kind of hungry, huh?
Me: Shut up or I'll stab you with this used fork

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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September 17, 2013 3:47pm UTC

when guys say girls can't drive,
it makes me want to learn how
to drive like they do in Fast and
the Furious but then I remember
that I can't even drive a bumper
car correctly, so I'll just sit here

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