Me: Mom, I know what I want for Christmas this
year!
Mom: What do you want?
Me: Colorful duct tape.
Mom: What? That's all?
Me: Yeah, I ordered 4,805 boxes of them on your
credit card. It totaled to 1,200.58$. I hope that's okay with
you.
Mom: *sobs violently*
Me: What's wrong? Did you want a box, too?
Don't worry, I'll go order a few hundred more.
Me: Mom, I know what I want for Christmas this year! Mom: What
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