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Vinita*
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April 17, 2014 7:35pm UTC

Me:Tell me a joke Siri
Siri:The past present and future walk into a bar
Siri:It was tense

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 1:57pm UTC

The amount of hair I lose in the shower really concerns me

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

I question who my friends are everyday….that’s a sad way to live huh?

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:03pm UTC

*texts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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spence*
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April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC

My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

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SuperNovaChic
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April 17, 2014 7:13pm UTC

Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because,
“no one just starts singing in dancing all of a sudden in real life”
has clearly never visited my house.

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BravoSierra
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April 10, 2014 2:17pm UTC

put my grandma on speed dial
call that instagram

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SuperNovaChic
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April 9, 2014 10:15pm UTC

Fake is the new trend and everybody seems to be in style.

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Infinity on high*
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April 10, 2014 4:06am UTC

when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
'watch tv'

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SuperNovaChic
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April 10, 2014 12:52pm UTC

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes. XD

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dolph*
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April 10, 2014 1:42pm UTC

things to do when people sing you happy birthday:
•smile and clap along
•have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
•beat-box
•scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
•sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
•go up to the closest person singing and cup their face with your hands until they stop
•start a mosh pit
•striptease

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dolph*
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April 10, 2014 2:01pm UTC

Here's my rant:
I'm sick of people on here moaning about the website, and saying crap like "wittty isn't what it used to be".
I understand everyone has their views but the incessant whining and complaining is actually really disrespectful
to Steve, in my opinion. Nothing ever stays the same, so moaning about changes that this website is going through
won't do anything about it. People get older and have to focus on things such as coursework, etc. So don't come on
here just to say "omg wittys totally changed everyones leavin".
If you're that heartbroken that things are changing then why don't you do something about it?

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