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kristabff
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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Cammie
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 3:34pm UTC

I can't stand when people say a baby's age in month after a year old.
"Yeah he's 98 months."
...Really B/tch? Really.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 3:55pm UTC

i did it
I’ve climbed this whole mountain
01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,
04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06,
07/07/07, 08/08/08, 09/09/09,
10/10/10, 11/11/11, and 12/12/12
I’ve done it
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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伤*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:07pm UTC

MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
that comparing me to others
ONLY MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:47pm UTC

if i haven't
embarrassed myself in
front of you yet,
dont worry, it will happen
format jimmy365

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:18pm UTC

does anyone ever see things in their dreams
and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple of seconds?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC

Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't it?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC

scientist: the average teen goes on the
internet 16 hours per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC

*Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
Stranger: You gotta pull.
Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 2:13am UTC

i wanna change my password to "incorrect" so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
format credit rajsonkar

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 12:26pm UTC

do you ever
get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 10:07pm UTC

all i do
at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 5:08pm UTC

if a number is not
divisible by 5 or 2
I get very uncomfortable

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 7:20pm UTC

It's funny how if you get an A
on a test, your grade goes up like 2 percent, but if you get an F on a test, your grade goes down like the Titanic.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Do you ever
just stare at really attractive people and think
“how” ?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 12:22pm UTC

#1 Rule in Math
if its easy, you're doing it wrong.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Today,
I got my first instagram hate.
You wanna know what I woke up to?
'kill yourself'
And you know what I did?
I laughed and ate a pretzel

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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