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bellaboo143
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September 7, 2012 3:58pm UTC

This was during a skype with my boyfriendd:
Me: Brb, im gonna go find my comb.
Me: WHATD YOU DO WITH MY COMBBBBBB.
Him: Nothing! I'm not even therree:)
Me: Commbbbb! Where are youuuu?
Him: *chuckles*
Me: COMBBB. Comb out comb out wherever you areee!
Me: *cracks up laughing*

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 21, 2012 7:30pm UTC

Teacher: "...but you may work by yourself if you wish"
Me: *whispers* Yes!
Me: *gives self high five*

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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wittyquotesgurl
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September 21, 2012 9:49pm UTC

In class
Teacher: There will be a new seating chart tomorrow
Person sitting next to me: Oh my god yes finallyyy!!!
Me: Biitch why are you so glad, you're gonna be missing my awesomeness!

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littleleftofthemiddle
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September 21, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me: how was the roman empire cut in half?
friend: ...i dont know
Me: WITH A PAIR OF CAESARS
please tell me im not the only one who gets this.

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Peace1231
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September 21, 2012 8:24pm UTC

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LacedRibbon
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September 21, 2012 5:18pm UTC

Me at home:
Me: *Opens door to house*
Me: THANK GOD IM HOME
Me: *Kisses floor*
Me: TO THE KITCHEN!
Me:
Me:
Me: *Opens fridge*
Me:
Me: Wow so much stuff in here!
Me: Hmm...what should I choice
Me: The end peice of bread or a stick of butter?
Me: *Closes fridge*
Me:
Me: *Goes into livingroom*
Family: Hi!
Me: *Hisses*
Me: *Runs up to room*
Me:
Me:
Me: Baby, where art thou?
Me: I've been wanting you all day.
Me: UGH I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT MY GOD!
Me:
Me:
Me: THERE YOU ARE!
Me: *whispers*
Me: I've been thinking about this all day.
Me:
Me:
Me: LOL, I'M TALKING TO MY LAPTOP.
Me: FOREVER ALONE.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 3:05pm UTC

do you ever just wonder
if there’s someone
who secretly thinks about you
and wants to talk to you
but doesn’t know how?

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 7:36pm UTC

Admit it,
we all had a crush on someone who was a lot older than us.

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darastarring*
posted a quote
September 3, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Junie B. Jones
the B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Boys say they like natural girls
But honestly,
if there’s two girls walking down the street,
one with nice smokey eyes
and a classy red lipstick
and another with shoved up hair and no makeup;
you’re going to be looking at the one
who made an effort ..
and if boys do prefer natural girls,
why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup
who actually get the boyfriends?

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ThatsSoMeee
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September 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Once you’re mine…
I’ll never let go.
I’ll fall fast and hard for you.
I’ll give you my all.
I’ll be there for you when you need me.
You’ll be the last person I talk to at night
and the first person I talk to in the morning.
My first priority will be to make you happy.
I’ll miss you whenever you’re not by my side
and I’ll love you until the end.
But most importantly, once you’re mine…
you’ll always have a permanent place in my heart.
<3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sophsunflower12
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August 21, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Directioners: WHAT ABOUT US? WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?
Zayn: AND WHAT ABOUT TRUST?
Directioners: YOU KNOW WE NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOU!
Zayn: AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
Directioners: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
Zayn: I GOTTA LEAVE BUT I’LL MISS YOU!
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Hale_Storm18
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August 22, 2012 9:49am UTC

I hate when girls go, "Oh, it's autumn/winter. I need a boyfriend to keep me warm."
No, you can buy a coat like the rest of us singles.

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karatekid7892
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August 22, 2012 6:56pm UTC

I clicked on the vent category and it brought me to an Amazon page where I could buy a diary..
Well played, Steve.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:30pm UTC

I hate you,
Then i love you.
It's like i want to
throw you off a cliff,
then rush to the bottom
to catch you.

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karatekid7892
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:35pm UTC

» i f you ever loved somebody ♥
put your hands up, [n o w t h e y ' r e g o n e ] and you're wishing you could give them |||||||+
everything..

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ineedyou_xo
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August 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC

thA A couple of weeks ago, my crush had to get 16 stitches on his forehead because of a football accident.
His popular girlfriend broke up with him because she didn't want to date someone with a scar on his face.
Who thinks this is extremely wrong?
I don't care if he has a scar on his face or not.
I'd love him for him, not his perfect face.
...but i'm kinda glad because here's my chance (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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