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Me: how was the roman empire cut in half?
friend: ...i dont know
Me: WITH A PAIR OF CAESARS



please tell me im not the only one who gets this.
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Me: how was the roman empire cut in half? friend: ...i dont know

418 faves · 9 comments · Sep 21, 2012 7:34pm

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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS!!! nerds... FTW!
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grownsimba · 1 decade ago
haha
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Cassakia · 1 decade ago
Lol one of the funniest things ever!!!
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meheak12 · 1 decade ago
Just pointing out... Diocletian separated the Roman Empire.... Buuut, that was hilarious. :)
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TikTokToo1 · 1 decade ago
LOL that's too awesome
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girl4943 · 1 decade ago
hahahha i gotcha!
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Peace1231 · 1 decade ago
lol i get it

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Squilliam Fancypants* · 1 decade ago
OMFG TOLD THIS TO MT DAD LOOOOL
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Yupitsmadison · 1 decade ago
........OH I GET IT! haha
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