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capsized*
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October 29, 2013 11:12am UTC

pro tip: don’t name your fish after band members because one time my dad called me to tell me gerard died and i started crying

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Amenah
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October 28, 2013 11:04pm UTC

10000000000%
done with school.

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Fireiscatching
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October 27, 2013 7:19am UTC

Normal guy: i really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: i want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but im cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: she's a crack wh0re pr0stitute
Ed Sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.
Normal guy: marry me?
Ed Sheeran: i could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
Normal guy: i'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered tear drops on my shirt.
Normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
Normal guy: expect me to drunk dial you later
Ed Sheeran: and that tonight i'll call you, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.

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glitter162*
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October 26, 2013 7:02pm UTC

*grandpa voice* See, back in my day, the bathroom was used for taking a sh*t, not pictures

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CharliesTheName
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October 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC

*Saturday night*
14 year old brother: *at popular kids party*
11 year old sister: *at Halloween party*
15 year old sister: *at party with a ton of punk kids*
My mom: *at an Open House party*
My dad: *at high school reunion party with his friends*
Me: YAY I GET TO EAT ALL THE MACARONI

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glitter162*
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October 26, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb:
Ferb: Of course you do, you triangle-headed c*nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. Did you ever think of that? No. You never think about what I want, you f*cking b*tch. We have the funds to prevent natural disaster and cure cancer, but no, you'd rather f*ck around and build rollercoasters and sh*t. Someday I will end your f*cking life, just you wait and see.

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happiest*
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October 26, 2013 4:10pm UTC

“you’re going to have that tattoo for the rest of your life”
woah ?
really ?
are you serious ?
wow i i had no idea thank you so much bless your soul

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happiest*
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October 26, 2013 4:12pm UTC

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

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happiest*
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October 26, 2013 4:07pm UTC

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

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Rosaliie
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October 25, 2013 9:23pm UTC

I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse.
I don't have everything, but I do have everything I want.
I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up.
My life may not be perfect, but I am blessed...

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