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katieXOalice
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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iwrotethisforyou
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC

lazy fact #7256452565156897
you were too lazy to read that number.
format credit;; JustADream_

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ilovemycraziess
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC

I bet I know you.
You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
him♥
fave if any of these apply to you♥

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TEXTFAILS
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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CMPSunday
posted a quote
April 7, 2010 9:01pm UTC

Yes...
I'm a girl
I push doors that clearly say PULL
I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.
I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there
I count on my fingers in math class
I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave
I wish for Love every 11:11,
[I][Lie][Sometimes] to hide the pain
I say its a long story when it's really not
I fall in love too hard too fast
all I want is to kiss you in the rain
-YES-I'M-A-GIRL-
but thats more than it seems...

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xoxocynthia
posted a quote
July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC

Did you know?
Its impossible to say
"Good Eye Might"
without sounding Australian?
(favorite if you tried it)

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC

What if your pillow
Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
You could plug it into your computer
And watch them over again.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC

Favorite this quote if..
You're in the middle of heartbreak.
You're battling cancer.
You've lost a friend.
You've changed this year.
You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
You've been bullied this year.
You've been cheated on.
Someone in your family has died.
Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
You've gotten major surgery this year.
You're depressed.
Favorite this quote if..
you're going through something that no one could
ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.
♥

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CandEProductions
posted a quote
August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC

Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
Think about it...
Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
Now, which sounds more gay?
♥

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
December 28, 2009 6:33pm UTC

A FEW PHOBIAS !
*Anthropophobia- fear of people
*Barophobia- fear of gravity
*Cacophobia- fear of ugliness
*Dendrophobia- fear of trees
*Electrophobia- fear of electricity
*Febriphobia- fear of fevers
*Genuphobia- fear of knees
*Hominophobia- fear of men
*Insectophobia- fear of insects
*Japanophobia- fear of Japanese
*Koniophobia- fear of dust
*Linonophobia-fear of string
*Myxophobia- fear of slime
*Nephophobia- fear of clouds
*Octophobia- fear of the figure 8
*Pedophobia- fear of children
*Rhytiphobia- fear of getting wrinkles
*Scolionophobia- fear of school
*Triskaidekaphobia- fear of the number 13
*Uranophobia- fear of Heaven
*Vestiphobia- fear of clothing
*Wiccaphobia- fear of witches
*Xanthophobia- fear of the color or word yellow
*Zemmiphobia- fear of the great mole rat
fave?
Name what phobia YOU have in comments! :)
Credit to GiggleGirl22

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
January 1, 2010 10:18am UTC

January 1st, 2010
Ew,
I havent
showerd
since last
year!

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
January 21, 2010 4:50pm UTC

The other night when my friend and I were leaving a restaurant an attractive guy got into my back seat and buckled himself in saying he was going to catch a ride back with us. As he looked up at us, he gasped and yelled "oh crap!" and quickly realized he had gotten into the wrong car.I have never laughed that hard in my life. MLIA

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
February 7, 2010 11:36pm UTC

Am i the only one who,
laughs so hard,
you work
out your abs??
mine, sorry its not that colorful :)

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
February 11, 2010 10:53pm UTC

IF YOUR NAME IS SARAH PLEASE
HIGHLIGHT THIS.
*favorite this if your name isnt sarah
and u high-lighted this anyways :)*
(: mine :)

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
February 13, 2010 6:08pm UTC

Your Mom
&&
Your Face
T H E - U L T I M A T E - C O M E B A C K S

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 4:22pm UTC

Am i the only one who thinks
Handy Manny
is a
Bob the Builder
Wannabe?
mine, just thought of it.

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
April 8, 2010 4:34pm UTC

Am I The Only One
Where, when people ask me
"Whats Wrong?"
and you don't want to say why,
you just say...
"I'm Tired"
?
mine

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 4:22pm UTC

Quick! While Nobody is looking
Be Yourself!
Its not like you have been this whole time.
all mine

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 4:49pm UTC

There are 3 stages of life.
TEENS.
You have all the time and energy, but no money.
WORKERS.
You have all the money and energy, but no time.
OLDIES.
You have all the time and money, but no more energy.
Lesson.
Enjoy life, and everything you have at the moment.
Because you cant have it all at once.
mine

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AnchorChasing
posted a quote
May 9, 2010 4:54pm UTC

You talk it (We live it)
You think it (We do it)
Your Jealous (Admit it)

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