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Gpc11
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October 17, 2014 12:54am UTC

Awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" and you have to use a knife, a pair of scissors, a gun, Thor's hammer and a light saber to open it.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
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November 13, 2014 3:17pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you
never even dated.

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Incognito Ghost*
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November 20, 2014 5:35pm UTC

The awkward moment when you're suddenly extremely attracted to someone you used to hate

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Emily10125
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February 2, 2012 6:23pm UTC

That awkward moment when you talk about something embarasing in a noisy room
and suddenly the whole room gets quiet.

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thisnightissparkling
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February 7, 2012 3:07pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you text the COMPLETELY rong person somthing really embarasing

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ohenry1555
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June 10, 2012 12:03pm UTC

that awkward/embarasing moment
when your eating with your family and you drop a piece of food in your bra

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Lmirela589
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January 9, 2014 4:28pm UTC

Everyone seems normal.
Until you get to know them

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barrina41
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January 11, 2014 7:58am UTC

That embarrassing moment
when your stomach sounds like a dying whale in the middle of class...

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FramingMatthew
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December 24, 2011 12:24pm UTC

☺
Smile, beautiful. ♥

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FramingMatthew
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 11:59am UTC

Most guys on Witty are like this...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqd6oC7YK1qf8h0s.gif
...And then there's me, like this:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpqderbKC61qf8h0s.gif
lol, being ugly sucks.

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FramingMatthew
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December 29, 2011 12:36pm UTC

click to see this quote

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truegurl09
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November 4, 2010 4:20pm UTC

Boys are Stronger Than Girls?
Please...
Can you bleed for a week and survive?
Can you squeeze 14 inch baby from a 9 centimeter hole?
Can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months?
Can you take care of a child, cook, clean, and talk on the phone atonce?
Can you carry 10 8 pound s.h.o.p.p.i.n.g b.a.g.s?
Can you go a [[week]] only eating [[salad]]?
Can you --->face heartbreak?
Can you watch the (love of your life) be with someone else?
Can you burn your forehead with a straightener and not complain?
Can you wear a thin piece of s t r i n g in your a s s all day?
Can you walk all day in 4 inch stilletos?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everythings okay?
I Didn't Think So.

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gabby1296
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January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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wittygirl2010
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January 14, 2011 4:39pm UTC

‎3 yrs old "Mommy, I love you."
13 yrs old "Mom, whatever!"
16 yrs old: "My mom is so annoying!"
18 yrs old "I wanna leave this house."
25 yrs old: "Mom, you were right"
30 yrs old "I want to go back to my Mom's house".
50 yrs old: "I don't want to lose my mom."
70 yrs old: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my mom to be here.....with me."
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You only have 1 mom.
Fave this if you appreciate
& love your mom!
text message*

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MeBeNiKsiE
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December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
MLIA :)

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texaskangaroo
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October 11, 2010 10:10pm UTC

this Halloween
i'm dressing all in red
and trick-or-treating at 4 PM
so i can say
"i'm your period, and i came early."

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singxlovex4
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June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC

My 21 year old brother
had prom a few weeks ago.
My brother has Down Syndrome..
He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
Fav if you think that's adorable♥

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LiFexCaNxBexHaRdx
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August 22, 2010 7:53pm UTC

CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL!
Message Sent.
Kill me now.

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x3wittyfades
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April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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