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desperado*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Miley can't stop, won't stop, but needs to stop.

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disposition
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Format by disposition.
Please leave the credit in the coding and if you do decide to take bits and pieces, leave the credit where it is due.
please only use on wittyprofiles.com!!!
hugely inspired by taylor-ruth's comic (http://thisishangingrockcomics.tumblr.com/post/43274452216)
I'm so gaaad cause I don't have a girlfriend, why don't girls like me? I'm so i'm so lonely!
********* please do not remove the credit, this format was made by disposition :-)
...But, I won't date fabyet chicks, or *god forbid* anyone who isn't white...ok maybe a cute asian girl — but definitely not girls who don't have cute pixie cuts or wear pretty dresses. Or girls who are vocal about opinions cause EWWWWW. Oh I won't date girls who don't swallow. & She needs to like all the music I do, she can't be a fake bbyeitch who cakes on make up. Also, she has to coddle me & agree with all my opinions & love having sbyeex but not be a slbyeut.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC

throwback to the time when my grandma bought me a stuffed animal for easter when i was 6 that came with a tag with a code for the internet for a virtual world called "Webkinz" and started my so far 8 year internet addiction. thanks grandma, i love it. can i return it or is it too late?

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Friend: When was the last time you went to a party?
Me: 4...5...
Friend: What? Years? Days? Weeks? Months?
Me: Listen, kid, I'm just a blogger

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gab*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 7:26pm UTC

i hate this town,
(it's so washed up)
and all my friends
don't give a fúck
they tell me that
(it's just back luck)
when will i find
where i fit in?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:04am UTC

boy: did it hurt?
girl: *sighs*
girl: did what hurt?
boy: breaking earth's crust as you ascended from hell.
boy: trololololololol

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:10am UTC

My mind says Victoria's Secret model,
but my heart says pizza, starbucks and chocolate.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:31am UTC

a smile can get you out of a tough situation
E VEN IF IT'S FAKE

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:13am UTC

me: *buys things online*
me 3 hours later: ok where is it

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 10:30pm UTC

Mom: How many classes do you have with someone you know?
Me: 2 out of 8
Mom: Time to make friends!
Me: Time to be a loner!

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Have you ever just wondered
If you've ever been
On somebodies
'People you might like' section..?

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:49pm UTC

J. K. Rowling,
wrote the beginings of
HARRY POTTER
on a piece of tissue
whilst on a train to London.
JUST GOES TO SHOW
that the biggest things,
come from the smallest inspirations.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:35am UTC

when someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow áss is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
when someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
when someone walks the same pace as me: who gave your creepy áss permission to walk with me get the fúck away before I call the cops

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:01pm UTC

Perks of being a woman:
We think about whatever we want in
public without worrying about boners.

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:19pm UTC

sure h.a.t.e is a strong word but so is lifting and i don't see anyone refraining to use that word

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 8:59pm UTC

I hate it when the author in a
book writes "O.K" instead of just "okay" or "ok" because whenever they spell it like that in my head i'll imagine the character screaming it and saying it like "OK...KAY" and it's just so annoying why

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:28pm UTC

and then satan said "let's make gorgeous youtubers that live a northern atlantic ocean away from krista and make her fall in love with them even though she'll never meet them ever haahahHAHAHAHA"

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:48pm UTC

its so embarrassing when school starts and everyone has a tan or
sunburn because they’ve spent their summer outdoors and
doing things and i’m still as pasty as january because i spent 3
months in my room

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:36pm UTC

In my drivers ed class my teacher was telling us some excuses people have made for car accidents they've been in and one of them was "The pedestrian didn't know which way to run so I hit him." and omfg I'm screaming

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC

i think i'm finally fat enough to be a good roll model

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