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  1. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (1 of 10)
    He Brags About Himself to You.
    If he always seems to be telling you
    stories that demonstrate how
    awesome he is, he's trying to
    prove himself to be
    worthy of you. It's sort of like the
    human equivalent of peacocks
    showing off their feathers.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  2. Skyblue42 Skyblue42
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    Taking a shower
    So no one can see that you were crying..

  3. livelaughdream20 livelaughdream20
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Credit: FaveFormats
    OMG! Baby, I just had the most amazing day ever =)=)=)
    I'm happy to hear that,
    why was it so amazing?
    Because I ran into your ex that won't leave you alone
    ...and why was that so amazing??
    With my car....
    NMQ

  4. toobadthatsnotme toobadthatsnotme
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I got suspended
    I am a freshman in high school this year
    My sister is a freshman in college this year
    Her boyfriend is a senior in highschool
    He is in my lunch period
    Friday I turn around and see him making out with another girl
    I get up from my table and walk over to him
    I tapped him on the shoulder
    he turned around
    I PUNCHED HIM SQUARE IN THE FACE

  5. LittleMissEva LittleMissEva
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 5:36pm UTC
    .•*¨¯¨*•. .•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.....*•-•´ `•-•*.....).•*¨¯¨*•.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´¸.•*¨¯¨*•..
    `•-•*.…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´…...*•-•´`•-•*..…`•.,¸_¸,.•´……*•-•´
    The lonliest people are the kindest.
    The saddest people smile the brightest.
    The most damaged people are the wisest.
    All because they do not wish to see
    anyone else suffer the way they do.
    .•*¨¯¨*•.………………............……………….•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..).•*¨¯¨*•.…………………….•*¨¯¨*•.(…..*•-•´
    .•*¨¯¨*•.(.…..*•-•´ ¸.•*¨¯¨*•..•*¨¯¨*•.¸..`•-•*.….).•*¨¯¨*•.
    `•-•*…..`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´ `•-•*…...`•.,¸_¸,.•´.…..*•-•´


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Lots of people think I'm too patronising.
    (that means I treat them like they're stupid)

  8. nevercloseyoureyes nevercloseyoureyes
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    r4ndom-url♥
    my gf has gained a lot of weight, do you think its time to break up with her?

    ■ Anonymous
    yes, because she deserves somebody so much better than you.
    Ask r4ndom-url a question

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    A guy out there
    is meant to be the love of your life,
    your best friend, your soulmate.
    He will be the one you can tell your dreams to.
    He’ll brush the hair out of your eyes.
    He’ll send you flowers when you least expect it.
    He’ll stare at you during the movies,
    even though he paid $8 to see it.
    He’ll call to say goodnight,
    or just because he’s missing you.
    He’ll look in your eyes and tell you,
    “You’re the most beautiful girl in the world.”
    And for the first time in your life,
    you’ll believe it...

  10. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    I know you all don't care..
    But this year, my daddy won't be spending Christmas in Iraq.. He'll be home with me!

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:43pm UTC
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  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    I Bet She's Beautiful,
    that girl he talks about..
    she's got everything that I have to live without. ♥
    -taylor swift; teardrops on my guitar

  13. J0s14h J0s14h
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    My little brother has Down Syndrome.
    When he sees something wrong in the world,
    he automatically wants to try and fix it the best he knows how.
    It might just be a sock dropped on the floor, or an adult in tears,
    but He wants more than anything to help make things right.
    ~
    I would just look at the sock my mom dropped on her way to do laundry.
    "Nice sock... Not my problem, and I'm too busy right now. She'll find it later."
    My brother, though, he'll jump up, grab the sock, and race after my mom.
    He'll waste no time in calling downstairs as loudly and clearly as he possibly can,
    "Mommy dear, missing sock!!! Come back, Mooommmmmy deeaaaarr!"
    ~
    I would just watch a grown man or woman cry in church about some difficult situation.
    "Not my problem. I don't know what to do or say. Someone else will take care of it."
    My little brother, he'll go and put his arm around that person, and give them a hug.
    ~
    Maybe. . . just maybe, he has got it right? Maybe we can learn something from him?

  14. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:50pm UTC
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  15. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    "I love you loads, honeypie." My girlfriend said earlier.
    "And I love you tons." I replied.
    "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed.
    Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf.

  16. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    Confession:
    I still can't get over One Direction fans telling Kennadee, Mitch Lucker's(Singer of Suicide Silence) daughter, to go kill herself if she wanted to see her dad so bad.

  17. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
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    December 3, 2012 7:11pm UTC
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  18. boobear4 boobear4
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    December 3, 2012 5:27pm UTC
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  19. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 10:36am UTC
    One Day You'll Meet A Guy.
    A n d u l t i m a t e l y , h e ' s g o i n g t o f i n d o u t .
    How you chew, how you sip, how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all the make up.
    How you can be hyper at times, how you love chocolate and how certain shows and games
    MAKE YOU ♥ REALLY HAPPY.
    How you think you look bad in all your photos and how cranky you get when you're tired.
    He's going to know everything about you.
    And he's still going to love you ♥

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    No boyfriend November
    I knew I could do it

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