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  1. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    that one friend that
    uses her bra like it's a purse

  2. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    dear crocs,
    no, just no. .
    sincerely, everyone.

  3. animallovers46 animallovers46
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    I prefer sweat pants over yoga pants.
    I prefer hoodies over dressing up.
    I prefer rain over sunshine.
    I prefer sleep over going out every night.
    I prefer sneakers over heels.
    I prefer music over tv.
    I prefer my best friend over him.
    I prefer me over who i'm not.

  4. POKEMON POKEMON
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 10:05pm UTC
    & if
    KARMA
    doesn't hit her, I WILL.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    To tell you the truth
    I don't have much to offer.
    But I'll still give you everything I've got,
    even if it's barely anything at all.
    I'll give you late thoughts, long hugs,
    someone to talk to, someone to care for,
    someone who will always be there ,
    a hand to hold, and somebody to lean on.
    And if that's not enough,
    just know you have all of me.
    I hope that's enough...

  6. Daylynn Daylynn
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:18pm UTC
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    No matter how old you are
    Whenever you lose your Mom
    in a supermarket
    you always panic.
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    *


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe. Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

  9. waitingforyourtouch waitingforyourtouch
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one??
    who wants to die,
    be dead for like a day,
    see how everyone reacts,
    then come back to life.

  10. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    saying:"shut up no one likes you!"when someone corrects you. ♥

  11. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  12. softball143 softball143
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    Never in a million years
    did I expect my life to be the way it is now.

  13. lexichavez1 lexichavez1
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    ✿__✿__✿__✿__✿__✿
    a r eal man
    doesn't need to undo your top to get a better view of your heart.
    Text here text here text here DdSDDrake<3
    ✿__✿__✿__✿__✿__✿

  14. beautyistruth beautyistruth
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    Remeber
    when,
    we picked teams in elementry school and you and your best friend were a "package deal"
    nmf

  15. rec0ver rec0ver
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 8:20pm UTC
    "Just for that moment, the thought I might never see him again, It felt worse than death. I wanted to run after him. Tell him anything, everything. Just don't go. please don't go. please,
    just always be near me, so I can at least see you. Because it felt too final. I always believed we'd find our way back to eachother, everytime."

  16. LivviiBearr LivviiBearr
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 10:26pm UTC
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  17. witty_monn witty_monn
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Am i the only one who misses
    The old disney channel. When we had Thats So Raven,
    Lizzie McGuire and Suite life of Zack and Cody?
    Now we have Shake it up, Ant Farm and Fish Hooks..
    My childhood is ruined.

  18. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    It's kind of like this:
    You have to have the nicest jeans, cutest purse,
    or say the newest thing so it catches on.
    You have to be skinny, you have to buy this,
    wear this, say that, be on his side, her side,
    be neutral, have white teeth, have straight teeth,
    your hair can't be frizzy, and you can't wear that
    because it doesnt 'work' anymore. You have to
    go to parties, be friends with everyone, trust no one,
    pose like this, smile like that, tilt your head this way,
    and put your hand on your hip, because that's how it is.
    And let me just say, forget all of that. Be yourself.

  19. xxitsuhhlina26 xxitsuhhlina26
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    A girl can only handle so much before she finally
    breaks.

  20. trixie0504 trixie0504
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    That Horrible Feeling
    You Get...
    When You Slowly Start
    To Drift Away From
    Your Best Friend.

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