witty_monn

Status: One Direction Are Perfection.

Member Since: 9 Mar 2012 01:59pm

Last Seen: 23 Feb 2013 06:34am

Location: Essex.

Gender: F

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Monnaye // 14 // Britain // December 3Oth. As you've probably already guessed, i love One Diection. I live in Britain and I have a crazy life. Niall James Horan is mine ok. ONE DIRECTION // Ariana Grande // Ed Sheeran // Owl City // Plain White T's // Demi Lovato // Selena Gomez // Justin Bieber // Cher Lloyd // Conror Maynard // Katy Perry // Little Mix :)<3

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Mrs Horan.

witty_monn
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 4:52am UTC

i was thinking about eating my own tampon the other day
then i thought no maybe i should sEE A PSYCHOLOGIST INSTEAD???

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January 7, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I havent been on in forever. Sorry, Twitter has kinda taken over my entire life.
Please, ask me stuff, chat to me on anon, send me imagines, anything to cheer me up - Ask.FM/Monnayee

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witty_monn
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC

I need advice:)
I'm 14 years old, i am 7 and a half stone and 5"1. I am not fat, although for some reason my thighs have never been thin. I have always wanted to be a model. I'm told i'm very pretty and photogenic. I'm interested in commercial modelling, not runway. Here's me :P
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A5hJ-EDCcAAyEEP.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A484PlmCQAAqTj4.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A1fjZZQCIAEk09i.jpg
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6P0yCFCUAAbM9G.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6P0uj2CUAEw6Fi.jpg

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witty_monn
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September 25, 2012 2:46pm UTC

I know you guys see so many of these quotes and think 'yeah, whatever. you're just doing this for faves' but please listen. It makes me genuinely so upset when i see or hear about people self harming. I know sometimes life gets so hard, to the point where you cant take it anymore. But self harm isnt the answer. Im not gonna go on about how 'kids in third world countries have such tougher lives' because seriously, you dont have to be a starving child just to have problems of your own. But cutting wont help. It's not gonna solve your problems. Is it because you think or have been told you're ugly or fat? Well f.uck whoever said that. You're beautiful. Flawless or not. Is it because you have family problems? So do i. Big ones. But you know what; if you want a rainbow, you have to put up with a little rain. No matter how long it lasts. It will all work out sooner or later. I can't nessecarily help you through a computer. But again, if you ever feel like cutting or having suicidal thoughts - I'm gonna be here for you to talk to. ~Or you can DM me on Twitter @iHoldHoran~
I love you x

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September 25, 2012 11:29am UTC

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witty_monn
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 5:03pm UTC

Okay; is there any singers or aspiring singers here?
If yes - I'm going to sign up for singing lessons, and was wondering if one hour per week would be OK?

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witty_monn
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 12:48pm UTC

delivery guy: package for josh nichols.
josh: thanks. have a nice day.
delivery guy: don't tell me what to do.

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witty_monn
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 8:22am UTC

guys, i know this is a really dumb question ..
but how can i save £32O? ;3

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witty_monn
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 10:04am UTC

This One Direction fandom is out of hand.
I'm in it, and i will never leave,
but majority of the girls/boys in it are just crazy.
They've been brainwashed into thinking they are best friends with the boys and that the boys are their life.
They verbally abuse people who dont like One Direction,
they think every little thing One Direction do is cute and needs to be broadcasted to the whole world,
and they think that they are superior or somewhat different to every other human in the world.
We're just here to support the band. You dont need to get all ape sh*t about every little thing that happens with them.

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witty_monn
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August 21, 2012 7:10pm UTC

because of constant hate and abuse,
zayn deleted his twitter.
i hope everyone who sent him hate is happy now he
feels like crap and felt like he had to delete his twitter.

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August 20, 2012 4:14pm UTC

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witty_monn
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August 18, 2012 12:04pm UTC

http://ask.fm/monnayee
could you guys ask me stuff, kinda new to this site aha x

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August 17, 2012 7:42pm UTC

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August 15, 2012 2:35pm UTC

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witty_monn
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:37pm UTC

mind: you're f_cking worthless no one likes you.
mind: don't even bother looking at that dress you'll look like a whale in it.
mind: why are you looking at him? he thinks you're ugly.
mind: cry because you're not worth it.
mind: self harm because you're so pathetic.
mind: jump because no one will care that you're gone.
friend: hey, are you okay?
me: yeah, just tired.

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witty_monn
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 1:58pm UTC

*Call Me Maybe comes on*
Me: Oh ffs not again.
Me:
Me: DONT ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL.

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August 3, 2012 5:56pm UTC

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witty_monn
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 3:21pm UTC

have you ever read something that's killed you inside?
like a text message, or someone's status. everything
was going just fine until you accidentally came across
something you didnt want to read. or found out something
you were better off not knowing. it's almost as though
it was posted just to purposely hurt you. but you constantly
read it over and over to torture youself. it sucks how one
little thing can completely ruin your day.

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witty_monn
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 12:50pm UTC

Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[x] You love to dress up.
[x] You love animals.
[x] You are waiting patiently for your prince charming.
[] Your mom is really strict.
[x] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[] You have/had blonde hair.
total: 6
Belle:
[] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[x] You love to read.
[] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[] You have done volunteer work.
[x] You have a wild imagination.
[x] You love to take care of people in need.
[x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
total: 6
Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important.
[x] You are very clever.
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[x]You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[] Your parents try to control your life.
total: 5
Ariel
[] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
[x] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
[x] You collect something.
[x] You have/had long, hair.
[] You have/had a pet fish.
[x] You’re extremely curious.
[x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
total: 7
Snow white:
[] You know that you’re beautiful.
[x] You like taking care of others.
[x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[x] You’ve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends.
[x] You’ve had food poisoning.
[x] You have/had short hair.
[x] You get along with almost everyone.
[x] All of your friends are different.
[x] You love to have a good time.
[] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
total: 9
Mulan:
[] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[x] You have/had considered running away from home.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[] A lot of your friends are boys.
[] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
total: 3
Aurora:
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[] You almost died at a very young age.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[] You have a decent singing voice.
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
[] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[x] You’re very romantic.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
total: 4
Pocahontas
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[x] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[x] One of your family members is dead
[x] Your parents are very protective of you.
[x] Someone you know has been in war.
[] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[x] You’re very adventurous.
total: 6
I'm Snow White :)

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witty_monn
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July 26, 2012 8:07am UTC

Niall: Hey I just met you
Niall: And this is crazy
Niall: But idgaf
Niall: If you have a baby
directioners will get it;)

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