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Kelsie15
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February 11, 2013 8:31pm UTC

16 years of being alone on Valentine's Day!
Let's see how long I can keep this up.

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sassiegirl
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February 11, 2013 8:31pm UTC

that awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and are not sure to put on pj's or regular clothes.

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nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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February 9, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Every cooking show ever:
"If you can't get butter infused with the tears of virgin Dutch milkmaids,
store bought is fine"

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nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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February 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Just passed a drug test.
My dealer has some explaining to do

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iridescentstorm
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January 16, 2013 4:09pm UTC

I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:
“Those b****rds are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
-tumblr

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xoashleey
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October 28, 2012 10:33pm UTC

** School **
In Class:
1+2=3
Homework:
1+2+8=11
Test:
If Timmy has 5 apples and gives 2 away, calculate
the sun's mass.

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PinkPerfectionGirl
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October 25, 2012 11:47pm UTC

Sometimes I worry that people can read my mind.

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missperfect1129
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October 25, 2012 11:16pm UTC

Have you ever
laid on your bed at night and just cried?
Cried because you're ugly. Because you're not good enough.
You counted all your flaws from head to toe to punish and
feel worse about yourself. Cried because the comments people
blurt out actually hurt your feelings. Cried because your
family is dysfunctional, but you're just the kid who can't
do sh/t about it, that you have it much better than the kids in Africa. You don't want to be a burden, so you bottle it up.
Around people, you're the happiest ray of sunshine.
but nobody knows, that at night when you're alone,
you break down and just cry.

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iridescentstorm
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October 24, 2012 6:17pm UTC

today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fu//ck wit you” and then they taught me this intricate handshake and thats how i accidentally joined a mexican gang
-tumblr
Sorry, what?

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Bravosierra*
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October 24, 2012 6:58pm UTC

What's the point of you taking your own life.
Honestly. How old are most of you? 14, 15, 16? Some older. Some younger. Most of us can't even buy cigarettes, alcohol. Some of us can't even see a PG movie. & Yet, you guys want to take your own lives? The average lifespan is 50+ years. & You're 15.... Do you realize that's less than a quarter of your life. You don't know what is going to happen in the next 35 years. You don't even know what is going to happen tomorrow for you to end your life tonight.You. Just. Don't. Let me tell you guys something, suicide won't end your pain. I promise you, it won't. It's like having a kid and you're just like I don't want you anymore & you hand it over to someone else. You aren't getting rid of that baby, you're just giving it to someone else. It's not your problem anymore, it's someone else's problem. You guys don't understand how incredibly valuable your life is. So why do you want to commit suicide? You can save a life by finding a cure to cancer or you can save a life by talking someone out of suicide. You might be the reason a million people are alive tomorrow. You just never know. You honestly don't. So before you go and pop those pills or put a gun to your head. Think of what will happen tomorrow when you're not around. Think of your best friend whose gonna be crying, asking herself what happened. Think of your future husband/wife, they just lost their true love. Life gets better. I promise. It does. You will have low spots and high spots and you will have times where you just want to do something irrational, but don't let those times bring you down. Since everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end. Don't kill yourself tonight when you don't know what's going to happen tomorrow..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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365days*
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July 27, 2012 3:30pm UTC

Girls who say 'Lots of guys want me'
SHOULD NEVER FORGET
that Low prices attract the most customers.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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JustWaiting
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June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
-mine

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Fitness
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June 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC

Do This, Not That
Eat Fruit, Not Candy
Eat Nuts, Not Chips
Drink Water, Not Soda
Drink Tea, Not Juice
Eat Popcorn w/ Chili Powder, Not Hot Cheetos
Eat Homemade Icecream, Not Ben&Jerry’s
Eat Homemade Fudge, Not Chocolate
Eat Carrots & Hummus, Not Chips & Dip
Make & Eat Your Own Pizza, Not Frozen Pizza
Eat Fro-Yo, Not Ice Cream
Make a Parfait, Not a Sundae
Eat Organic Jam, not Nutella
Eat Trailmix, Not Candybars
Eat A Banana, not an Energy Bar
Chew Gum, not Gummi Bears
Eat a Sandwich, not a Burger
Have a Smoothie, not a Milkshake
Unwind with a Run, not a pint of Ice Cream
Eat a Sliced, Microwaved Apple W/cinnamon, not Pie
Eat Oats, Not Sugar-Filled Cereal
Have Sweet-Potato Fries, Not McDonalds
Live Healthy, not on a Diet

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xodanielr12345
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June 24, 2012 11:06am UTC

alliebabiiee's format
#100 howivechanged
ive let a boy affect my feelings and emotions
should i start a series? show me some favs if i should (; thanks!

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