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DramaForLife
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:55pm UTC

Team guy who almost hits Bella with a car!

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kimzy_h
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 8:44am UTC

DEAR SIDEWALK,
PLEASE GET WIDER.
SINCERELY, THIRD
FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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Jessicer
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:42pm UTC

Recently, I heard about 700 penguins have washed up on a shore of Brazil. No one knew they were there so they starved, when some one found out only a few were saved. I cried :'( Favorite for the penguins♥
-Jessicer♥

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tennisluv247
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 10:12pm UTC

If couples who are in love are called love birds, then couples who argue should be called angry birds.

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gymnast123500
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 4:21pm UTC

STOP SCROLLING! READ!
Just wondering-
Fave this quote if you are a girl,
Comment if you are a boy.
I just would like to know if there are more girls or boys on witty.
THX! <3
nmf

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molldollmary
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC

my fake friend...
a while ago just when the song whistle came out i told my friend that i had never heard it.she said i was a freak and gave me a hard time over not hearing a song.about a weak later i told her i heard the song.she gave me a big lecture about how old the song was.then a day or two after this other girl(who my friend thinks is cool) said she liked that song.my friend said how cool the song was.the (cool) girl doesnt even like my friend because she thinks that she acts differently around her.
this girl (my friend) is always mean to me yet sometimes i feel sorry for her because no body else like her because of the way she treats me.
im moving soon.if this quote gets 50 faves i wont keep in contact with her...

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:59am UTC

My dad, brother and I had walked to the front of one of the most popular shops in the city, with literally hundreds of people lining up- there were security guards to stop them from psychotically running in. You can imagine the looks they were giving us, like,
'why the hell did these people just walk right to the front door in front of us?'
Security guy (tall, dark, mean looking) : excuse me sir, you have to line up.
Me: *horrified, looks down street, sees line going down like 200m, not moving*
Dad: we're important people.
Security Guy:
Security Guy:
Security Guy:
Security Guy:
Security Guy:
Security Guy: so it's just you three then?
Security Guy:
Security Guy:
Security Guy:
Security Guy: you can go in.

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HimynameisJo
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 6:04am UTC

I still don't get why we don't wash clothes in the dishwasher? It makes things clean enough to eat off of, so why not clean enough to wear
-Savan Kotecha
-_

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Missgjudgie
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:02am UTC

Teacher:What is the best way to decrease population?
Me: The Hunger Games.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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mapetxxx
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:05am UTC

at the end of yr 6
me:i would like to thank you wikipedia
google and who the f**k invented copy
and paste thank you

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:07am UTC

i found this on a website,
it's not mine... but it made me laugh.
a lot. and maybe a little too hard...
"Wow getting up at five o'clock in the morning really messes with me. How do I know this, I spent like 45 seconds staring at the back of my deodorant looking for the calorie count before I put it on."

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funnygirl2
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:32am UTC

Friend: Wow, Liam Payne is so so so hot!!!
Me: Who dat?
Friend:
Friends:
Girl Population:
The Queen:
Cats:
Dogs:
Boy Population:
ET:
Aliens:
Me: ......
Me: Ooohhh....is he in One Direction?
Friend: Duh....
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: You need to get out more....

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cocochuchututu
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:43am UTC

Left Witty 4 1 Month
Came back now.
Reaction?
"What the hell...?"
Format by twilightgirl995

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appleattack1
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 12:38am UTC

*****
I love him, oh yes I do, hes for me & not for you, & if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your FACE.
*****

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PippaGirlxx
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 5:54am UTC

#10 You know you're Australian when:
You know that we don't have shrimps in Australia to put on the Barbie, we have Prawns.
nmf

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sammy*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

leaning when the bowling ball
goes the wrong way.
nmf/nmq
twopairsofshades made this format, not me.

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 10:34am UTC

Some guys facebook status said.
"Anyone who supports gay rights must be gay."
& His AMAZING girlfriend commented and said.
"Oh. That's true, since I'm dating you.:"..
.... Let the hoeing continue.
#Isupport

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Admit
it...
we all have a Build-A-Bear that we secretly adore.
wonderstruck layouts not my format my quote

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Onism*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:21am UTC

"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies"-Willy Wonka

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