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1. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 8:41am UTC
   Random Question #27:
   Has anyone ever wondered how Edward Cullen gets an erection? Seriously, he is dead, he has no blood!
   nmf
   
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2. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 14, 2011 12:34am UTC
   Conversation Between iLoveAllTimeLow & I:
   iLoveATL: "singing random All Time Low song"
   Me: Is that ATL?
   iLoveATL: Yeah.....
   Me: Than shut the F*** UP.
   iLoveATL: .........Lol
   
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3. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2011 1:08am UTC
   a, b, c, d, e, f, g, gummy bears are chasing me.
   1 is red, 1 is Blue
   1 is peeing on my shoe.
   Now I'm running for my life,
   because the red 1 has a knife
   
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4. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 4:36am UTC
   Rose are red, violets are blue, insult Harry Potter
   and I'll Avada Kedavra
   you.
   ♥
   
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5. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 1:07am UTC
   La de da de da... I know a song that
   everybody knows, everybody knows.
   EVERYBODY KNOWS!
   Because its about Voldermort
   Ohh......Tommy, Tommi-kinz wee wee lad
   landed himself in an orphanage and went bad
   He blew people up he ate raw mice untill
   Harry Potter BLEW him up twice!
   
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6. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 7, 2011 12:38am UTC
   *****
   I love him, oh yes I do, hes for me & not for you, & if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your FACE.
   *****
   
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7. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:57am UTC
   Good friends don't
   let you do
   stupid things.....ALONE.
   
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8. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:52am UTC
   All you gotta do in life is
   go out with your friends,
   party hard and
   look twice as good as the b*****
   next to you.
   XD
   
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9. appleattack1
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:11am UTC
   Take my advice,
   I don't use it anyway.
   ♥
   
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10. appleattack1
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:02am UTC
    The world can be amazing when your slightly strange
    XD
    
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11. appleattack1
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 1:05am UTC
    God made men
    then he had
    a better idea... GIRLS.
    
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