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MaddyWaddy
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July 23, 2012 7:37am UTC

Here's to the girls
That never get any faves on their quotes but that doesn't stop them from posting.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:12am UTC

DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......
nmq

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luceclark
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC

*Seeing a hot guy*
Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around*
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this
This is why I love my best friend

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC

Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:13am UTC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(:
Awwww<3
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Me in the shower:
Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

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BroughtDown_ByGravity
posted a quote
December 29, 2011 3:50am UTC

wouldnt't it be ironic if,
you died in the living room.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DoeJane
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 8:36am UTC

that awkward moment when
there's a quote and its like blah blah blah fave if you get it! and you don't get it..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kenzieheartsdillon
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 8:49am UTC

Random Fact #4
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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nikkiparentrox
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 9:33am UTC

ATTENTION!
This is an very important message
Keep scrolling
It gets better
You really wanna know?
Ok, ok
Here it goes
Hi(:

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ScotlandGirl14
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 9:11am UTC

Running up the stairs in the dark,
Because you feel as though something evil is going to get you. :)

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iloveyouflawsandall
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 9:09am UTC

Yo mama's so poor...
She can't even pay attention ;D
-South Park xD

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mynameislauren
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 9:07am UTC

I love Snails.
Because they're so relaxed. They're just like, 'Sup bro? i'm a snail, i'm just gonna take my time getting to the garden.'
[[♥if you love snails too.]]
format- jimmy365

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
December 31, 2011 3:54pm UTC

click to see this quote

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liz_1998
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 11:56am UTC

Please, the world is not going to end this year.
Why not you ask?
'Cause the Jonas brothers have been to the year
3000, and they say not much has changed but we live underwater.
;)
nmf

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