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ugofirst22
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 5:13pm UTC

People,
I know most of you if not any of you will read this, but I just want to say that we can stop Kony.
This message has been said 1,000 times, and I'm gunna say it again.
You might think your help isn't going to do anything.
But it can.
Any thing is possible.
And were going to prove that this year.
On April 20, 2012, people all over the country are going to put aside differences, standards, and anything that makes anyone else different.
And on that day, were going to show people what this man does.
What hes doing.
And how it can be stopped.
Be a part of this.
Help the innocent.
Put away the guilty.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
March 7, 2012 4:12pm UTC

Yay! I lost 5 pounds!!!
Did you remove your makeup from your face?

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:28pm UTC

On a scale of one to Adele,
how tough was your breakup?

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 7:18pm UTC

What do you listen too?
( ) Justin Bieber
( ) Jonas Brothers
( ) Miley Cyrus
( ) Lady GaGa
(X) Music

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
February 17, 2012 5:07pm UTC

You say I'm single.
I say I'm just too damn sexy for anyone.
(;

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me...
I'm like "What if I was freestyling?"
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ugofirst22
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:13pm UTC

I just accepted the fact that I have
no one.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 11:14am UTC

When I get sad,
I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead.
True Story.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC

I said I'd never let you go and I never did.
I said I'd never let you fall and I always ment it.
If you didn't have this chance then I never did.
You'll always find me right there, again.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 9:52pm UTC

I am fueled by all forms of failure.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 7:04pm UTC

The awkward moment when
Your changing your shirt
and you take off your
pants...

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 15, 2012 2:04pm UTC

I love the term 'we're expecting'
when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it
sound like theres more then one
outcome.
Yea, were expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
format ThatsSoMeee ♥

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Bad things can be good.
Cancer is a terrible thing, and we lost someone amazing to it. But we should understand and remember the good things Matthew did. He helped save lives, he made people relize that life is worth living. That's amazing. I'm proud of what he did. He brought out the best in people. He may have passed, but his legacy lives on.
<3

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:10pm UTC

HEY GUYS! Not trying to be a hater but can we get some top quotes that arnt by jimmy?

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 2:08pm UTC

I wonder if
Bread can get yeast infections...

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 1:01pm UTC

To the world you might be one person.
But to one person you might
be the world.

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 1:48am UTC

Today my grandparents had their 50 year anniversary. My grandpa got to see his life-long friend that he hadn't seen in over 10 years. He forgot all about his pride and broke down crying while hugging him. I hope I have a life time friend like that.
<3

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 7, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Im like
the first slice of bread in a new loaf
N o o n e w a n t ' s i t

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Am I the only one who wants to work at
The movie theater that Josh works at in Drake and Josh?

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ugofirst22
posted a quote
January 6, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Who else wishes
they had the janitor on Ned's
Declassified?

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