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liz_1998

1. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 8:47pm UTC
   You
   look rather funny with your head like that
   nmf
   
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2. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
   Warning:
   You are going to die alone. Go by a cat.
   Okay
   Okay
   
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3. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 9:57pm UTC
   format by anch0redships
   I don't like you.
   c:
   
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4. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   My sleep schedule:
   1. Sleep
   2. Wake up exhausted
   3. Pledge to go to bed earlier tomorrow
   4. Sleepy all day
   5. Finally awake
   6. Wide awake
   7. It's late but who cares? It's time to PART-AY
   8. It's 2 am I probably should go to bed
   9. REPEAT.
   
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5. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Free punches in the face.
   
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6. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   *Le me on the computer*
   Mom: GO TAKE A SHOWER!
   Me: But I don't want to!
   Mom:
   Me: Maybe if I just stay quiet.....
   Mom: Go take a shower.
   Me: Fine.
   *Two hours later*
   Mom: GET OUT OF THE SHOWER!
   Me: But I don't want to!
   Mom:
   Me:
   Mom:
   Me: Maybe if I just stay quiet...
   Mom: Get out of the shower.
   Me: Fine
   
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7. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 28, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   Do you see me under the tall waves?
   Do you see me at all?
   
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8. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 2:12pm UTC
   
   .
   .
   Pikachu!
   I choose you!
   amaDon't remove credit. amazing format credit to: kclove5 ©
   
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9. liz_1998
   posted a quote
   March 25, 2012 1:47pm UTC
   Harry: Why don't you have a nose?
   Voldemort:
   Dumbledore:
   Harry:
   Voldemort:
   Dumbledore: Oh my gosh Harry you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose.
   
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10. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Fall seven times.
    Get up eight.
    
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11. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    "THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
    YOU CARE TOO MUCH"
    nmf
    
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12. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:06pm UTC
    I'D RATHER
    DIE ON MY
    FEET THAN
    LIVE ON
    MY KNEES.
    nmf
    
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13. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Follow your heart;
    but take your brain with you.
    
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14. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    DFTBA
    Don't Forget To Be Awesome.
    
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15. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    B.O.Y.
    Beware. Of. You.
    It means that you are in control of your own destiny, & that you have the power to build yourself up or knock yourself down at any time.
    -Hayley Williams
    # New Life Motto
    
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16. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Headbanging is crucial
    -hayley williams
    
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17. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    It's just my
    ☞HUMBLE☜
    opinion,
    But it's one that
    ☜ I BELIEVE IN. ☞
    
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18. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    I don't like you anymore...
    but my middle finger still does.
    nmf
    
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19. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    Zelda > Life.
    
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20. liz_1998
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:56am UTC
    YOU ARE NOT A JUDGE.
    You have no right to judge me.
    nmf
    
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