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i found this on a website,
it's not mine... but it made me laugh.
a lot. and maybe a little too hard...


"Wow getting up at five o'clock in the morning really messes with me. How do I know this, I spent like 45 seconds staring at the back of my deodorant looking for the calorie count before I put it on."

 
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i found this on a website, it's not mine... but it made me

9 faves · 1 comments · Jul 24, 2012 5:07am

Infinity on high*

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Infinity on high*


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TheOceansTearsXx* · 1 decade ago
hehehe that was funny:)
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