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gab*
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June 21, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles;
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bye*
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June 21, 2013 4:12pm UTC

*sees a cute boy* i want it

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happiest*
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June 21, 2013 3:44pm UTC

How would you feel
(_.·´¯`·×» if you found out that you were the reason
for another person's countless tears?

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 2:10pm UTC

why does Joe even have cotton eyes

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Cammie
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June 21, 2013 11:31pm UTC

shoutout to that witty user who is
brave enough to brake the trend of 69 favorites to get it to 70.

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Cammie
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June 21, 2013 11:14pm UTC

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs
to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 1:58pm UTC

click to see this quote

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 5:34pm UTC

I hear the situation in Syria is pretty bad right now
one might even call it
Syrius

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Google
How to love your kids if they turn out ugly
Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
Change Background Image Advertising Programs Business Solutions Privacy & Terms‎ +Google ‎ About Google

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BlackButterflies
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June 22, 2013 12:28am UTC

it started snowing when we were all in class and i tried to alert everyone but instead of saying "it's snowing!" the words that came out of my mouth were, "tHE SKY IS DOING THE THING, YOU GUYS!!!"

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bye*
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June 21, 2013 3:55pm UTC

how the f/ck does Rapunzel keep all that hair so d/mn nice and untangled she gotta hook a sister up with whatever products shes using bc i could be sitting in the same spot not moving for 5 hours and end up with half my hair all up in knots

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BlackButterflies
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June 22, 2013 12:22am UTC

Witty needs help.
i'm not sure how many of you remember how this website was before mid-2012, but there were so many more people on here. the top quotes of the day could have up to 6,000 faves, and they were great quotes. now they barely get 150.
i love Witty, i really do. and i think part of the problem is that most/all of the things people post are from tumblr.
tumblr is great. i have a tumblr (as do the majority of people on Witty) and i love it just as much as witty, but they. are. different. websites. people are feeling like all they see on Witty is text posts they've already seen on tumblr.
i can't make any of you do anything, so feel free to ignore this advice and continue doing what you do, but Witty is swiftly going down the drain.
but if you see a text post you like on tumblr, like or reblog it on tumblr, but don't post it on Witty.
if you see a quote that you know is from tumblr, maybe favourite a different - original - quote instead.
try posting quotes that are not from tumblr. funny stuff that happened to you, something a friend said, a quote from a book or a movie or a celebrity or a song. make a goal of posting one non-tumblr quote a day.
and also fOR CRYING OUT LOUD DON'T BULLY PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S THE OTHER REASON PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS WEBSITE. I KNOW IT'S NOT ALL OF YOU BUT IF YOU ARE USING WITTY TO BULLY PEOPLE THEN YOU ARE AN INCONSIDERATE OBSOLETE FRUITLOOP BECAUSE THIS IS MEANT TO BE A PLACE THAT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL S A F E
*MICDROP*

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 6:25pm UTC

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille
and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies

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bye*
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June 21, 2013 4:58pm UTC

classmate: what are you reading
me: (holds book up higher to show the cover while continuing to read)

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dolph*
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June 21, 2013 5:30pm UTC

"haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch"
"but mom im homeschooled"

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Me: You're insecure, dunno what for, you're turning heads when you through tha dorr orr orrrrr
Me: Don't need makeup, to cover up, given tha way that you are is enoughhh
Cat: I already know i'm perfection b/tch stfu and gtfo

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Chris*
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June 21, 2013 3:22pm UTC

Him: You're too beautiful to cut your skin.
Me: You're too beautiful for lung cancer.
Him: I'll make a deal. This is my last pack, if that is your last cut.

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Veruca Salt in 2013: Daddy i want another iphone 5 with ios7

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You don't need the house arrest anymore, you are FREE TO SOCIALIZE OUTSIDE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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CharliesTheName
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June 21, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Incoming Freshmen
You can have
-good grades
-a social life
-enough sleep
But you have to chose two.
Good luck.
....Or you can be like me and have none of them

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