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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 12:26pm UTC

Girl: Hey, why the hell is my name your facebook status every 2 minutes?
Boy:Well facebook keeps asking me 'what's on your mind?' and quite honestly it's always you.
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Phoebe*
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home first.
Me: *Throws school bag out the window*
Teacher: Alright, who did that?!
Me: I did, now I'm going home
trololololol, saw this on facebook.

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ToriCooper
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Maybe Voldomorts face is flat
because he ran into
The wrong wall at the train station.
blacklace

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mostwouldbehappy
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 5:36pm UTC

*MADAGSACAR*
Me: oh my god, my period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.

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str0ng
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 6:47pm UTC

*popular girls walk by*
Girl: "I'm jealous."
Boy: "Don't be jealous baby!"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Cause you have something they don't."
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "My heart."
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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:31am UTC

*Flush in the daytime*
Toilet: woosh
*Flush at night when everyone's
asleep*
Toilet: NIAGARA FALLS BIITCHES

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BaileyGirl
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC

Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.

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ChaseYourDreams27
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC

Hey, whats up?
Oh nothing really just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide...the usual.
mq/
wtf dude, its summer! Why are you doing science?
Breathing Ally, im breathing -_-
mq1/funnyjunk

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 3:05pm UTC

In Westmeath, Ireland, born and raised
in the kitchen is were I spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool,
eatin some Nando's outside of school
when a couple of lads, they were up to no good
starting hasslin mofos in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mum protested, she said:
"You're moving off to London to join One Direction"

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 4:15pm UTC

Did you know?
I'm in a serious relationship with my wifi. You could say we have a…connection.

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brianamae
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Me&my little brother fighting over remote:
Me: if you dont give it to me, i will lick you
Brother: you gotta be careful some guys might actually say yes to that
Me: 0_o

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ChickFlick
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC

Seeing boys play with
little kids is probley the
most attractive thing ever.

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AustinH
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:21pm UTC

"They judge me before they even know me,
that's why I'm better off alone"
-Shrek

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 7:07pm UTC

This poem was written by an African child
and was nominated for the Best poem of 2005.
Colour
When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black,
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray,
And you calling me Coloured?

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 10:43am UTC

So last night, I was babysitting this little girl.
In the middle of the night, she woke me up-
And said she had a nightmare.
S o I a s k e d h e r w h a t i t w a s a b o u t , e x p e c t i n g s o m e t h i n g l i k e m o n s t e r s .
Instead, she talked about how her grandma was over and was making cookies.
T h e n h e r b r o t h e r a n d g r a n d m a r a n a w a y w i t h t h e c o o k i e s
And she was sad cause she wanted a cookie.
It was adorable.

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vaginiall
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 11:36pm UTC

A boy piggybacking his girl friend
Girl: I was thinking.. What if one day I get so fat you can't carry me?
Boy: Then I can get just as fat, and we can roll around together

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