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bye*
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April 2, 2013 1:00pm UTC

hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia

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happiest*
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April 3, 2013 10:38am UTC

Me: Can I have your babies?
One Direction: ... What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
One Direction: Oh, it sounded like something else...
Me: What did you think I said?
One Direction: Can you have my babies.
Me: Well, if you're offering, sure.
One Direction: But I wasn't-
Me: Yolo. Now off with your clothes.

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yourcool
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March 29, 2013 10:06pm UTC

*screams out in anger*
I SHAVED MY LEGS FOR THIS

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BravoSierra
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April 2, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I like how the ninja turtles wear masks.
Great way to hide your identity. Not like you're a giant fúcking turtle or anything.

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伤*
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April 2, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Giving someone another chance
is like giving them another bullet
because they missed the first time

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erinstaley
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April 3, 2013 1:17pm UTC

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Madam and Eve

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Hale_Storm18
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April 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

North Korea, eat a Snickers. You get a little
nuclear terroristic when you're hungry.

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BravoSierra
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July 10, 2012 2:33pm UTC

A conversation I overheard at a barGuy 1: Hey there.
Guy 2 Hey. What's up?Guy 1: Nothing much. I just want to say you're really cute.Guy 2: Thanks dude!Guy 1: So who are you here with?Guy 2: Oh my girlfriend just went to the bathroom.Guy 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were straight.Guy 2: It's cool, man.Guy 1: You don't mind me calling you cute?Guy 2: Hey, a compliment's a compliment, no matter who it comes from.

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HerSmileHidesHerPain
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March 31, 2013 12:42am UTC

Mom: *Sitting at table not even looking at me.*
Me: *Tries sneaking an ice-cream past her.*
Mom: I already seen your ice-cream, why are you hiding it?
- Every freaking time. -.-

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xoalicek
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June 30, 2012 9:28pm UTC

So I've been writting this story
And I've been thinking about putting it on witty..
But I don't want to get hate or anything for it..
If I get ten faves on this quote I'll do it..

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PurposefulHarm
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September 17, 2012 6:27pm UTC

And try to forgive me, but I dont believe in fairytales

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toohighexpectations
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September 17, 2012 6:25pm UTC

its like a drop in the ocean, a change in the weather
i was prayin that you and me might end up together..

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PurposefulHarm
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September 17, 2012 6:30pm UTC

It must have been a place so dark you couldn't feel the light reaching for you through that stormy cloud.

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VivaciousNess
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September 17, 2012 6:45pm UTC

I was a heavy heart to carry
My feet dragged across ground
And he took me to the river
Where he slowly let me drown.

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YouAreLovedXo
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September 17, 2012 6:00pm UTC

"Don't move, there's something in your hair."
" GET IT OOOFFFF! GET IT OOOFFFFFFFFFFF!

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Asilvvx3
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September 17, 2012 6:01pm UTC

What's the html code
to be attractive. . .?

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cepstein10210
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September 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC

I hate when it's dark and
My braind is like "remember that horror movie where..."

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DoodleLove
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September 17, 2012 6:05pm UTC

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight,
I'd never be bored again.
nmf/nmq

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daniellejennings14
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September 17, 2012 6:12pm UTC

I really don't know why guys are attracted to girls butts.... it's like saying... "HEY I FIND THE PLACE YOU DUMP OUT OF QUITE SEXY"

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Official1DArmy
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September 17, 2012 6:13pm UTC

i have always wanted to turn around in a swivel chair saying, "ive been expecting you..."

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