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Official1DArmy

1. Official1DArmy
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 1:36am UTC
   A guy gave a girl 30 roses.
   He said :
   "I will love you until the last one dies."
   The girl replied:
   "But the last one is fake?"
   The guy said:
   "That means I will love you forever."
   ♥♥♥♥
   
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2. Official1DArmy
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2012 10:42pm UTC
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   I looked on my keyboard and noticed "U" and "I" were together.
   But then I also noticed that under those two letters were "J" and "K"
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3. Official1DArmy
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   September 27, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   ★Stars Can't Shine Without Dark ness.
   
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4. Official1DArmy
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   September 17, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   i have always wanted to turn around in a swivel chair saying, "ive been expecting you..."
   
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5. Official1DArmy
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   August 19, 2012 4:51am UTC
   When your friend is mad and so you act like an idiot to try to cheer them up..
   
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6. Official1DArmy
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   August 19, 2012 4:49am UTC
   Me: Hey can I copy your homework?
   Friend: Yeah, sure.. but my answers are probably all wrong
   Me: I DONT GIVE A #$!@!
   
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7. Official1DArmy
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   August 19, 2012 4:44am UTC
   ~At McDonald's with a friend~
   Me: *Orders food* "You getting anything?"
   Friend: Nah, I'm not hungry.
   ~After getting your food~
   Friend: Hey can I have some of your chips?
   Me: YOU GET NOTHING!
   
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8. Official1DArmy
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   August 19, 2012 3:42am UTC
   One Direction
   5 Boys, 10 Kidneys, 12 Nipples, 6 R's, 10 Bromances, HNLZL
   
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9. Official1DArmy
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   August 19, 2012 3:37am UTC
   When you step on a lego while BAREFOOT:
   ahhdfjhfdjfdshjfashfd
   
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10. Official1DArmy
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    August 19, 2012 3:35am UTC
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    My hearts' a stereo, it beats for you so listen close ♥
    
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11. Official1DArmy
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    August 19, 2012 3:32am UTC
    "The worst things in life come free to us"
    
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12. Official1DArmy
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    August 19, 2012 3:30am UTC
    HORAN HUG ♥
    
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13. Official1DArmy
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    August 19, 2012 3:27am UTC
    Liking cookie dough more than the actual cookies ♥
    
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14. Official1DArmy
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    August 19, 2012 3:25am UTC
    When I find it, I don't need it.
    When I need it, I can't find it.
    
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15. Official1DArmy
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    July 29, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Directioners = Best Fandom
    
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16. Official1DArmy
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    July 29, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    July 23, 8:22PM , 2010.
    
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17. Official1DArmy
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    July 29, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    We have the cutest fanbase ever. - One Direction ♥
    
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18. Official1DArmy
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 6:22am UTC
    You kill all the,
    .~*^*~. c a t e r p i l l a r s .
    Then complain
    t h a t t h e r e a r e n o,
    Butterflies.
    εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз
    
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19. Official1DArmy
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 6:15am UTC
    One Direction
    From the bottom of the stairs to the top of the charts. The x Factor stage to Madison Square Garden.
    Nothing's fine im torn.
    Remember when those 5 boys were your little secret? You were the only person at school to like them? But now the whole world knows..
    
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20. Official1DArmy
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    June 7, 2012 6:10am UTC
    "just close your eyes and enjoy the rollercoaster that is life :) x"
    
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