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MyMindBook
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC

Some guy just blindfolded me and dragged
me into a warehouse.
I’m still waiting for him to say it’s a Febreeze commercial.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 8:51pm UTC

one child even tried
to comfort his teacher by saying "I know karate; I'll lead the way out." <-------------

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EmilyxLovesxU

posted a quote
December 15, 2012 11:55am UTC

Worst feelings in life
- People joking about something you're insecure about.
- Knowing that you're being lied to.
- Letting yourself be beat down.
- Crying so much that it gets harder to breathe.
- Losing someone close.
- Being told that she's prettier.
- Falling out with your best friend.
- When someone calls you fat.
- Not being good enough.
- Being dumped.
- Watching the one you love be with someone else.
- Realising that he doesn't love you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Eli22b
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 3:32pm UTC

God bless,
the 18 children and 7 adults who lost their lives
right. before. christmas.
The children, it just breaks my heart. Their familys have their present wrapped and ready for them to open not even a month away.
Those children, working so hard to be good for santa.
Are. Gone.
Rest in piece little angels, marry christmas.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
December 14, 2012 2:50pm UTC

This is for the 18 kindergarteners
» who don't get to see tommorrow.

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s4rc4sm
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 7:55pm UTC

O
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^ Thats steve, the creator of witty.
One fave = One high five/hug/thank you
come on, show him your love<3

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iKenzie
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Him: I don't want to watch the Hunger Games again we watched it twice already!
Me: You will watch it with me! Even if I have to tie you to a chair.
Him: How exactly do you plan on getting me all tied up, missy?
Me: I'll go kidnapper mode.
Him: ....Not if I capture you first. *Scoops me up and kisses me*
Me: You win. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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whoaitsmidge_x3
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 5:36pm UTC

Periods are ridiculous
you shouldn't be punished for not getting pregnant.

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Nathannn
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 8:42pm UTC

I'm cancer free♥

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 6:14pm UTC

So right now, at this moment I'am picking at this pie, its a chocolate lush with mint pieces. And this may have no meaning to you but it has a lot of meaning to me. Ever since 5th grade, up to this last year I have eaten this type of pie, but not alone. I had this guy friend, my best friend actually. He would come over to hang out with me everyday, even if I had a friend over. But after my friend had left it would be about 6:30 P.M. and my parents were usually gone doing something for my brother, and we would sit in the living room alone, not on any of the couches or anything but we would go get pillows and sit in the middle of the floor, right next to each other. We would put on some silly film and slowly eat the pie, the exact pie I'am nibbling at now. We would eat it slow because when we were done he would have to go home. See that was his excuse for staying over later. Sometimes we would smear it all over each others faces or throw it at each other or just be stupid kids because thats what we were. Stupid kids. Then we grew up. We stopped eating the pie, and we stopped talking. He moved away and now this pie, this type of pie is just full of memories. It may sound pathetic but its the truth. So here I'am typing another quote, nibbling at this pie, slowly.

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
December 8, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Sorry if I seem too clingy,
BUT I'M TOO USED TO PEOPLE
leaving and hurting me.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 5:35pm UTC

Guy friend: I can see your bra outline through your shirt, ya know.
Me: ...
Me: Why were you staring at my boobs?

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itsamadworld
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 8:24pm UTC

If Romney would have won,
People would blame everything on him.
"Damn it's cold outside."
"Wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

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AngelicaOwnsSkittles
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 10:38am UTC

So Maybe I'm Not..
popular, or hot,
or rich, or skinny
Maybe my hair ISNT
always perfect,
and my skin isn't
always flawless.
Maybe I do fall.
ALOT.
And maybe i am
SO annoying.
Maybe I don't
have a gorgeous body.
Maybe I'm not
good at sports.
But maybe, just maybe,
If it's just the right light,
I can make you fall in love with me
For Real
<3

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