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  1. brigid* brigid*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:05pm UTC
    Christpoher seemed to have schizophrenia
    Tigger seemed to have ADHD
    Piglet seemed to have anxiety
    Pooh seemed to have an eating disorder
    Eeyore seemed to have depression
    Rabbit seemed to have OCD
    & we all learned to love them
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    rumors that are so far from the truth
    where all you can do is laugh.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    i swear if my memory was any worse,
    i could plan my own surprise party.

  5. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    its sucks when
    you get attach to them so easily
    and they left you for no reason

  6. LauzHeys LauzHeys
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    I started paying my boyfriend's phone bill 6 months ago
    He also died 6 months ago.
    I call him every night to hear his voice on his voicemail.
    I don't want to forget how comforting his voice sounded.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    Me: Hi
    Louis: Hey
    Me: I like your tight, red pants.
    Louis: Thanks
    Me: They would look better thrown across my bedroom floor
    Louis: What?
    Me: I said can I get an autograph?

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    harry: haters gonna hate
    niall: potatoes gon potate
    zayn: connecticuts not a state
    louis: i wish i was straight
    liam: no spoons on my plate

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    It’s amazing
    how you meet some people
    and your paths intertwine and even if it’s just
    for that few moments, they leave an impression so deep,
    so everlasting, that your life is changed forever.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Don't tie the rope,
    there's still hope.
    Don't pull the trigger,
    because there's always something bigger.
    Don't take those pills,
    even though right now life kills.
    Don't grab that knife,
    there's always going to be a second chance in life.
    Please don't.

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    It makes me start
    to wonder
    what in my life was ever real.
    Rather, who in my life, was real.
    Because in the end words are nothing.
    It’s so easy to let certain things out of your mouth.
    It’s so easy to sweet-talk,
    it’s so easy to lie.
    So words mean nothing, it’s about actions.
    Actions speak louder than words ever could.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    It’s okay.
    It’s okay to want someone you can’t have.
    It’s okay to want something more.
    It’s okay to cry when you’re hurt,
    and it’s okay to stay mad at someone who hurt you.
    Believe it or not, it’s always going to be okay.
    That’s just how it works.
    Sometimes things don’t work out how you want them to,
    and most of the time, it seems like they never will.
    But eventually, everything is going
    to work out some way or another.
    You just have to believe,
    keep your faith, and move on.

  14. strawberry_skittles strawberry_skittles
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:24pm UTC
    ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼
    Go ahead,
    Pass me in the halls and pretend I don't exist.
    I hope every single time we make eye contact,
    You relive every memory we've ever had.
    And I hope it hurts.
    ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼ ✼

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Tips for running faster
    1) Hot guy in front of you
    2) Creepy guy behind you

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 7:21pm UTC
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  17. MEWilliams MEWilliams
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Me: God, can I ask You a question?
    God: Sure
    Me: Promise You won't get mad
    God: I promise
    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
    God: What do u mean?
    Me: Well, I woke up late
    God: Yes
    Me: My car took forever to start
    God: Okay
    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
    God: Huummm
    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
    God: All right
    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
    Me (humbled): OH
    GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
    Me: (ashamed)
    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
    Me (embarrassed):Okay
    God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
    Me (softly): I see God
    God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
    Me: I'm Sorry God
    God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
    Me: I will trust You.
    God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
    Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
    God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
    REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
    Worth posting.

  18. allyluvu allyluvu
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    I actually had this conversation today...
    GIRL 1: I self harmed again last night
    GIRL 2: Oh did you?
    GIRL 1: Yeah...
    GIRL 2: But you're so pretty.
    GIRL 1: Yeah I know.
    ME: Why do you self-harm if you think you're pretty?
    GIRL 1: *shrugs* I dunno. It's funny.
    ME : How many people in this class do you think self harm?
    GIRL 1: One.Me.
    ME: No.I know one or two people other than you who do it. And they don't do it 'cause they think it's funny.
    GIRL 1: Name one.
    ME: Well me...
    GIRL 2: You're just saying that for attention.
    I officially hate people

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    Lets be honest.
    A relationship is never 50/50.
    Even though it should be, it really never is.
    There’s always that one person that gives a little more,
    cares a little more, loves a little more,
    and in the end, gets hurt way more than the other.
    It sucks, it’s not fair, but in the end,
    you can thank that person for breaking your heart
    because you’ll find someone worth every ounce of your love.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Grandma's been run over by a reindeer every Christmas Eve since 1979
    and, frankly, I'm beginning to believe it isn't an accident.

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