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dragonfly26
posted a quote
December 3, 2012 3:22pm UTC

I overheard this conversation on the bus.
Kid: I barely talked today.
Kid: You know why?
Kid: Because people are stupid.
Kid: I hate people.
This kid needs to be on Witty.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:48pm UTC

Disney is inspiring.
Finding Nemo: Just keep swimming.
Toy Story: Reach for the sky.
The Lion King: Hakuna Matata! It means no worries for the rest of your days.
Cinderella: Even miracles take a little time.
Alice in Wonderland: They say if you dream about something more than once, it's sure to come true.
Winnie the Pooh: If you live to be 100, I want to live to 100 minus a day so I never have to life without you.
Peter Pan: All it takes is faith and trust.
Lilo and Stitch: Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Can we cuddle?
Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me?
I’ll play with your hair and
drag my fingertips across your skin.
I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle
and tell me to stop.
We could whisper sweet things to each other
over pillows that no one could hear.
We’d just stare in each others eyes
until a smile cracked the silence of our lips.

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PurplePinkDreams
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 3:39pm UTC

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jstallons
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 6:52pm UTC

Boy: Our principal is so stupid.
Girl: Don't you know who I am?
Boy: No
Girl: I'm the principal's daughter.
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No
Boy: Good (walks away)

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 3:52pm UTC

I just figured it out why people call themselves sociallyawkward penguins
Penguins can't break the ice.
format by br0kenwings

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ImaPiratePrincess
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 10:36am UTC

Is witty going green?
Cause I'm seeing a whole lot of
recycled quote

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sugarfreak
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October 18, 2012 1:00am UTC

.: I Met Him On Omegle :.
Chapter 14
Jesse's P.O.V
I was going red with anger at Andi's words. Who did she think she was? She didn't know the first thing about me.
“Better then what, Andrea? You don't know me, how many times do I have to tell you so it'll get through your thick head!” I smiled, but it wasn't a friendly smile, it was bitter. “You don't know me at all. You don't know anything, so don't pretend you do. Don't pretend you know my whole f/cken life story. You know my name, that's it. So how about you save us all the breathe and get out?” If looks could kill, I'd be five feet under right now.
“Happily,” Andi said through gritted teeth and she ran out the apartment.
I sat on the couch, putting my head in my hands. I was having a f/cken fantastic day.
“Man... what the hell was that? I have never heard you be so-so d/ckish.” I raised my eyebrow when Ryan said 'd/ckish'. “And I know it's your parents and brothers one year tomorrow but this, getting drunk every night and then tonight, taking out your anger on Andi isn't a way to deal with it. Talk to me, Jesse.”
“What do you want me to say?! It is all my fault my family is dead! I killed them!”
“You didn't kill them...”
“Yes, I did.”
“We have had this conversations millions of times but everybody knows the truth, and that is that you didn't kill them!” Ryan looked at me, sympathetically. “And please explain to me why you said those things to Andi?”
“I don't know man, she just-just got on my nerves.”
“She likes you.”
“I have a girlfriend.” In all honesty, I did love Rose. I wasn't in love with her but I didn't understand the difference. Though, Rose wasn't the kind of girl you took home. She acted all innocent but she defiantly wasn't.
“Andi is better then Rose, in every single way.” I had been best friends with Ryan my whole life, I knew when he liked a girl and he obviously likes Andi.
“Whatever.”
“Man, you can't let her go. Not just like that,” Ryan said and looked at his hands.
“You can't let something go if it was never yours.”
“Then make her yours.”
“Ryan, I'm dating Rose!” I yelled, angrily. Ryan didn't look startled from my sudden outburst but just shook his head.
“Would you get over Rose?” I just stared at Ryan. “Go get Andi.”
“Why are you telling me this if you like her?”
“I don't li-” Ryan stopped. “Because you're my best friend, Andi likes you not me and you like her as well.” I didn't reply. “Go get Andi,” he repeated.
“She hates me.”
“Make her love you then.” I smiled gratefully at Ryan and ran out of the apartment.
I was going to get Andi.
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Teaser: 'Good night, beautiful,' was all it read. It was from Alec, we had exchanged numbers.
I didn't know about this chapter, though, I obviously ended up uploading it. I don't know what goes on inside a guys mind, so this is as good as I could do. I'm sorry if Jesse sounds girly.

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LacedRibbon
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 8:59pm UTC

Hi. I'm a girl.
I wish I had longer hair. I wish I had blonde hair and blue eyes. I wish I didn't have a period. I wish I was so thin that I have a gap in between my legs. I wish I had perfect clothes like other girls. I wish I could have the perfect tan. I wish I was popular. I wish that he would like me. I wish that I had bigger boobs. I wish I had nice nails. I wish I wore a size 6 (in shoes). I wish I had a perfect, thin nose. I wish I actually had a life. A ton of friends. The perfect boyfriend. I wish I had money. I wish I was perfect. I wish my life would be perfect... but I know it never will be.
'Sup. I'm a boy.
I want great hair b/tches drool over, a six pack, and a sandwhich. Bye.

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hailstorm37
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC

You dont have a valentine on valentines day?
Well some people dont have a father on fathers day, or a mother on mothers day, so shut up.

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 1:37pm UTC

Today I took a bath.
I didn't wash my hair.
Or wash my body.
I took a washable marker and pointed out every flaw I saw on myself.
I wrote down every flaw I saw, and I wrote them all over my body.
I was covered in marker.
I washed them off, and they went down the drain.
They won't hold me back anymore.
-sixbillionsecrets

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RingoStar
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 6:51pm UTC

I wonder if
anyone ever looks at me and thinks
"wow, shes gorgeous"

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Believeinlove143
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Subway, really?
I used to work at Subway a couple months ago, but I quit. And what made me quit was one time a homeless man came in to get a sandwich. He asked if the sandwich would be more than $10. One of my coworkers told him no and he carried on. When he got down to the register, he was searching frantically for his money, and with such shame on his face he said he couldn't find it and started to leave. But I called out to him and said I would pay for it. I got my credit card and paid for an entire meal for this man, with no discounts. Completely in full. He thanked me over and over. Then when the next person in line got to the register she told me how nice of thing I did. Now when everyone left I was in the back cleaning and my manager yelled at me. Telling me that if someone can't pay for their food you tell them to leave. I told her that I wasn't going to let him starve. It was 115 degrees outside. He was probably exhausted, dehydrated and very hungry. I was so baffled about the fact that I just got in trouble for helping someone in need. I was being constantly told by owners and supervisors of the company that this was a business about people and making people happy. But I guess the homeless aren't people. So I quit a week later.

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Sunny1703
posted a quote
September 25, 2012 5:05pm UTC

Self-Harm Awareness Day-October 1st.
Write the words 'Keep Fighting' on your wrist, or wear orange to show
support to those to have or do suffer from self-harm and remind them
that they are NOT alone.
Repost, Reblog, Tweet, whatever. Get the word out.
Please do this, witty. For everyone on here that's ever suffered. <3

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sugarfreak
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 10:06pm UTC

.: I Met Him On Omegle :.
Andreas P.O.V
Chapter 1
That accent could make any girls knees weak. He was utterly beautiful. "Wel aren't you guys sexy," Diana winked. Where she got the confidence to say so, I had no idea.
“Are you girls British?” Blondie asked.
“No, Australian,” I told him. “What's your name?”
“Ryan.”
“Cool.” There was an awkward pause, none of us said anything.
“So girls,” Jesse started. “How old are you?”
“Eighteen. What about you?” Apart from the fact that these guys were hot, this whole chat thing was boring.
“He's nineteen and I'm eighteen,” Ryan said. I sighed, getting up from the floor and lying down on my bed ignoring Crystal and Diana who were flirting with the boys. Crystals phone rang and she smiled immediately.
“I'll be back,” she walked out of my room. Thankfully my parents weren't home to lecture us about being up late.
“I'm going to go get food,” Diana said leaving me alone with the laptop. Jesse whispered something to Ryan and he left the room.
“You know, Andi, you're really pretty,” Jesse told me, a smirk tugging at the sides of his lips.
“I bet you say that to every girl.”
“I do,” he confessed. “I'm not going to lie but your one of the only girls whom I've said it to and it's been true.”
“Sure...” my voice trailed off.
“Anyway, what part of Australia are you from?”
“Tasmania,” I lied. In all honestly I was from New South Wales but I wasn't telling him that.
“So princess-”
“Don't call me that.”
“Why not? You look like somebody who'd think they are a princess. Let me guess, your favourite colour is pink, you love shopping and you read sappy love stories.” Was Jesse bipolar? The other second he was telling me how pretty I was and now he was telling me this?
“That's not true,” I said through gritted teeth, clearly getting angry.
“Hey, no need to get angry. I was just stating what I thought.” Either of us said anything for a moment until he suddenly said, “Lets be friends.”
“What?” I asked, confused.
“Lets be friends. I promise I won't be a jerk.”
Rolling my eyes I replied, “Sure.” It's not like I'd ever see or talk to him after tonight. He lived in American and I lived in Australia. That alone is a very large indication that I'll never see him again.
“Really?” he asked. I giggled, he looked like a little kid on Christmas morning.
“Yes, Jesse, I'll be your friend."
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Teaser: "Here, add me on Facebook."
This chapter is boring but I couldn't just randomly skip the Omegle bit. Thanks for all the support, you are amazing! If you want to know what the characters look like you can go to my website: http://sugarfreakstories.weebly.com

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 2:37pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I make weird faces in pictures
Because I'd rather look ugly on purpopse than ugly on accident.

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sammy*
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Life can be dull,
but its your job to put some colors into it.
NMF/MY QUOTE

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Things I don't understand:
Why British people lose their accents when they sing.

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