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wendisbeast
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December 26, 2011 11:00pm UTC

You may be cool now.
.smoking weed...sexual sexx....at 13 -_- . .laughing at me..
BUT..
When your a hobo
at age 33
and can't find a job ..
Who's the one laughing now..
BIITCH!

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alyssaluvsya
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December 9, 2011 10:40pm UTC

5 favs and ill tell u what i like in guys

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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BlackButterflies
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July 24, 2012 3:18am UTC

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Jahyvie
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July 23, 2012 4:03pm UTC

A 50 year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediantly didnt want the seat. The seat was next to a black man.
Disgusted, the woman immediantly summoned the flight attendant and ordered for a new seat. The woman said "i cannot sit next to this black man" After checking the flight attendant came back and stated "Ma'am I'am sorry but there are no seats, we can check first class, and then ask the captain if you may transfer" About 10 minutes passed and the flight attendant returned and stated "There is one seat in first class. its is our company policy to never move someone from the class to first class but seeing that a customer is uncomfortable and it would be a scandal to force soemoen to sit next to such an UNPLEASANT person the captain ahs agreed to let the switch happen." Before the woman could say anything the attendent gestured to the black man and said "Therefore sir, if you could so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class because the captain thinks you shouldnt have to sit next to such an unpleasant person" Passangers around them began to applaud as some even gave a standing ovation.
♥

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jessdillon1234
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 9:02am UTC

& who else remembers :
"Roxy like a puma!!"

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xashleyx01
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 10:46pm UTC

How to find the name of a song:
Google as many of the words as you remember, and
hope for the best.
n m f

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JustinCrusade
posted a quote
February 14, 2012 10:21pm UTC

That Awkward moment when you go to give your boyfriend his valentines day gift and you walk in on him with someone else </3

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samodol
posted a quote
April 21, 2012 11:52am UTC

you know your a 90's kid when it F~UCKING says it on your birth certificate

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rissa7373
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April 9, 2012 6:29pm UTC

The Tooth Fairy
Taught kids to sell their body parts for money.
Blame her for prostitution.

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kirsten18
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April 7, 2012 7:57pm UTC

If you were
a triangle
you'd be
acute one (;♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 10:25pm UTC

OMG.
He winked at me. With both eyes. We're getting married.

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alligator98
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Just because
nobody ever
does a quote
on this side
of the page :)

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x_damaged_x
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April 9, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Roses are red, Facebook is blue,
you look bangable, so I'll add you(;

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kaylicious
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April 9, 2012 7:08pm UTC

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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XoRandiXo
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 7:40pm UTC

Hey. Ever heard of princeses?
Uhm yeah. What about them?
You have my number, let me know if you ever wanna be treated like one.
nmf, nmq

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13MusicSpazXx
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 12:32pm UTC

I love cereal.
Me too.
Oh well I guess we should make out then.
-thisisnotmyfairytaleending tumblr

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MissRobyn1690
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 1:16pm UTC

Google
Cutest, sweetest, and most amazing group in the world
Did you mean: One Direction

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ventingmyfeelings
posted a quote
March 4, 2012 10:44am UTC

Is it just me...
Or do you feel like your voice sounds completely different when it is being recorded?

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