BrinerNeener

Status: I've gone to a better place. Just kidding, follow me at http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/_to_the_kids_who

Member Since: 3 Dec 2011 08:23pm

Last Seen: 6 Aug 2012 07:29pm

Gender: F

user id: 246390

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 9:13pm UTC

I get it.
I'm sorry I'm not her.
I'm not pretty enough,
or smart enough,
or athletic enough.
I'm sorry I'm not perfect enough for you.
But you know what?
My imperfections just make her look boring.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:31pm UTC

If I had a penny for every time
I thought of you,
I'd have a lot. I think about you,
then food, then you again.
It's complicated.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:31pm UTC

That moment when you make
a second account for an
entirely different purpose
and it's more popular than
the first one you made.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:48pm UTC

My 15 year old friend's dad died last
week of prostate cancer.
He was only 60 years old.
Can I get 60 faves for his dad?

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 9:40pm UTC

1D: You're insecure.
Me: Yup.
1D: Don't know what for.
Me: I'm ugly.
1D: You're turning heads when you walk through the door
Me: Yeah, turning the opposite direction of my face.
1D: Don't need makeup to to cover up
Me: A paper bag will do.
1D: Being the way that you are is enough.
Me: Please, tell that to society.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 5:33pm UTC

Yup. I shower naked.
YOLO

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I don't like my last name.
Can I have yours?

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 18, 2012 8:34pm UTC

So I have a little story to tell you girls.
And it goes like this:
You're beautiful.
The end.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Hey, I just met you,
& this is crazy,
but here's my number.
So call me, maybe?

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 6:36pm UTC

I went to the doctor's today and found out that I was born with too much awesomeness. The most common side effect is an over abundance of haters. Turns out I'm gonna survive.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC

sure.
go ahead; flirt with me, tell me that you like me, tell me you'll always
have my back when i need you, then blow me off for someone that's
never going to treat you the way i did. then when she breaks your
heart, you'll come crying to me and i'll catch you when you fall. why?
because you're my friend. and that's what friends do.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:50pm UTC

When my eye-liner smears just a little,
I look like I'm dead.
-anyone else?-

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 11:12pm UTC

I wish I was a hamster so I could chill in a plastic ball.
They see me rollin', they hatin'.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 10:25pm UTC

OMG.
He winked at me. With both eyes. We're getting married.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 9:19pm UTC

The spaces between
your fingers were
created for someone
else to fill them.
FALSE.
We wouldn't be able to function without them.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 2:11pm UTC

The worst mistake
you can make
is to walk away
from the person
who actually
stood there
and waited for you.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Scrolling down at Top Quotes;
One Direction:
One Direction:
One Direction:
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One Direction:
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One Direction:
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Original Quote:
With all due respect guys, Witty has become something totally different. I'm seeing the same things over and over again. People are just posting quotes saying that they'll blow up your notifications to get faves, and sure it makes you feel better, but I'm tired of seeing it all over the place. Steve banned 'fave if' quotes, if you've actually taken the time to read the rules that he's written for us.
I will admit that One Direction is an extremely attractive band, but they're all over Witty too. The quotes are getting boring to read. A lot of people read the top quotes and see One Direction, One Direction, One Direction. There are Witty guys on here, and girls that don't like it. I don't care if you don't like me saying this, but stop with the One Direction quotes. You can put them on Tumblr or put them in the 'celeb of the moment' category.
Can we change Witty to the way it was before?
Haters gonna hate; I want the old Witty back.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I love you like I love food.
Nuff said.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 3:21pm UTC

Your smile.
It means the world to me.

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BrinerNeener
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:49am UTC

It's the things that you do to make
me smile at my worst moments
that make me fall in love with you
all over again.

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