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alyssaluvsya

1. alyssaluvsya
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   April 10, 2012 6:27pm UTC
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2. alyssaluvsya
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   March 4, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   ADMIT IT
   We have all tried to flat iron our hair, wonder why its not working, and later relized it wasn't even on...
   
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3. alyssaluvsya
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   January 20, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   I am a hero because my ipod said it was syncing ''The Titanic" and i canceled it like a BOSS.
   
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4. alyssaluvsya
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   January 20, 2012 8:38pm UTC
   I hate when i ask to go to the bathroom and the teacher asks if it is an emergencey and you think, "is that any of your buissness???"
   
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5. alyssaluvsya
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   January 20, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   Worker:Can i help you?
   Me:No,i just waited an hour and a half in line to say hi to you.
   
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6. alyssaluvsya
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   January 20, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   Me and my friend's trip into Abercrombie
   Worker: (fake smile) Hey, how's it goin'?
   Me: Good tha- (friend inturupts me)
   Friend: Actually, i dont know about her, but i'm not doin' to well because i'm about to pass out from the toxic fumes in this place..so im not doin to well !!!
   Me: :o
   Worker: :o
   Friend: What, she was the one who asked....
   TRUE STORY,LOLOLOL
   
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7. alyssaluvsya
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   January 17, 2012 4:33pm UTC
   Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
   You: …It’s because you’re here.
   
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8. alyssaluvsya
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   January 15, 2012 9:24pm UTC
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   CAN YOU PICK THE GAY ONE OUT?
   :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
   OH YA ,THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE
   THEY'RE ALL NORMAL PEOPLE!!!
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   jayciecutie01's format
   
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9. alyssaluvsya
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   January 15, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   The beautiful moment you meet eyes with him, and stare and niether one can look away.....
   then the awkward one you get after when you realize that everyone in the class is looking at you and thinking " What awkward turtles..."
   
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10. alyssaluvsya
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    January 14, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    When i need a hug , and he gives me one...
    it goes by to quick ♥
    
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11. alyssaluvsya
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    January 14, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    When it turns white, your ready to wipe...
    ok thennn,eww, did they think what they were saying b4 they made the commercial???
    
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12. alyssaluvsya
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    January 14, 2012 12:13pm UTC
    The moment one of your parents says "Do you understand me!?" and you say "ya." and they say "Don't you DARE say ya to me!!" and you just sit there and think, wtf am i supposed 2 say..
    
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13. alyssaluvsya
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    January 14, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your watching tv with your family and a condom commercial comes on tv...
    
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14. alyssaluvsya
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    December 14, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Me: Mom i got $10 to climb up a tree!!
    mom: they just want to see your panties....
    Next day
    Me: i outsmarted them mom!!today they gave me $20
    mom: how?
    Me: i took my panties off then climbed the tree!
    
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15. alyssaluvsya
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    December 14, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    I dont get
    why mr.krabs saves every penny,yet he lets his money fly away in the wind when its in a wheel barrel ?!
    
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16. alyssaluvsya
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    December 14, 2011 8:57pm UTC
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    OMG im famous!!!
    
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17. alyssaluvsya
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    December 14, 2011 8:46pm UTC
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18. alyssaluvsya
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    December 12, 2011 10:57pm UTC
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19. alyssaluvsya
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    December 11, 2011 8:44pm UTC
    Fake
    Unforgiving
    Cocky
    Kiddish
    Yucky
    Offensivee
    Unbelievable
    
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20. alyssaluvsya
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    December 11, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Boyfriend: You look beautiful without makeup on, babe.
    Me: You clearly havent seen me without makeup on so... wipe* wipe*
    Boyfriend: Hey Rosie O'Donnell have you seen alyssa?
    Me: apply* apply*
    Boyfriend: Hey babe ya missed it, i just meet Rosie O'Donnell!
    Me: (-_-)
    
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