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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    do you ever just wonder
    if there’s someone
    who secretly thinks about you
    and wants to talk to you
    but doesn’t know how?

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    One day
    you’ll meet a guy.
    And ultimately, he’s going to find out.
    How you chew, how you sip,
    how you dance, how you smell at every point in the day.
    How your face looks underneath all your makeup.
    How you love chocolate, how you can be hyper at times,
    how certain games and shows make you really happy.
    How cranky you can get when you’re tired,
    how you think you look bad in all your photos.
    He’s going to know everything about you.
    And you know what?
    He’s still going to love you.

  3. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Mitt Romney: I like big bird but I'm going to cut PBS to save money.
    SAVE BIG BIRD.
    VOTE FOR OBAMA.

  4. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
    WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
    a stitch is a piece of thread that is
    sown to hold something together.
    stitch holds lilo's family together.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 4:55pm UTC
    on the x-factor:
    simon: whats your name?
    lady: panda
    simon: what?!
    lady: panda, like the bear.
    simon: why were you called panda?
    lady: well, my mom was in jail when she had me, and her cell mate was white, and she was black, so they just came up with the name.

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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    This is Anna. Anna sees a quote she likes, so she favorites it.
    Anna is good. We like Anna.
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    This is Lacey. Lacey sees a quote she likes, so she copies the code and adds it as her own quote.
    Lacey is bad. We don't like Lacey.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    little old ladies in wheelchairs with
    blankets over their legs. you aren't fooling anyone. we know you'e retired mermaids.

  8. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    Seriously.
    How can people hate gays when Ellen Degenres exists?

  9. KristinaBrunicardi KristinaBrunicardi
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    here's to the girls...
    who want to date an a t h l e t e,
    simply to wear a
    h o o d i e with his
    last name on the back..

  10. Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    That kid in class who
    who whispers you the answer when you get called on and you dont know it.
    .. thank you.

  11. forever_mine_123 forever_mine_123
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 7:55pm UTC
    expectation;
    hey(:
    hey<3
    what's up?
    playing xbox, you?
    oh.. you can text me later..
    no, I'll pause it for you<3
    reality;
    hey(:
    can't text now. playing minecraft.

  12. lilchola805 lilchola805
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
    At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
    At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.
    At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
    At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
    At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
    At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
    At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
    At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
    At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
    At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
    At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
    At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
    At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
    & one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
    If you love your dad, favorite.

  13. JustCantLiveALie JustCantLiveALie
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 4:44pm UTC
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    This is the girl at school. She is always smiling and happy. She has a bubbly personality.
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    This is the girl who breaks down every single night because she can't take it anymore.
    Wanna know a secret? They're the same girl.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 5:03pm UTC
    I wonder
    if I am someone's crush...

  15. LacedRibbon LacedRibbon
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:38pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:54pm UTC
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    She stood out in the crowd, was a little too loud, but thats why we loved her. Shes not like other
    girls she could have conquered the world, until you brought her down.
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    He liked science not sports,he knew what it stood for, hes not like you,you dont like that. But
    15 years down the road, he could be everything that you wont, but right now youre breaking him down.
    Stop Bullying.
    nmf

  17. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Handsome + Smart guy= Jerk
    Smart + Nice guy= Nerd
    Nice + Handsome guy= Dumb
    Handsome + Smart + Nice guy= Gay
    -Sighs-


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    Girls who;; #62
    Want to dance in the rain.
    Us guys would love to lead you.

    nmf

  20. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 2:05am UTC
    It's Kind Of A Funny Story
    Craig: Do you like music?
    Noelle: Do you like breathing?

:)

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