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365days* · 1 decade ago
I said this to my teacher. Her response? "My birthday is on a Sunday this year"
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
Me: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh5510vYi61qzaxefo1_500.jpg
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TwipsieTurtleton · 1 decade ago
Mom - Chips and a hotdog for breakfast? Really?
Me- YOLO
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bgsoccer03 · 1 decade ago
thats waht my dad had and i told him tis gross and he was like just think of it as a sausage in a bun


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imjustheretovent · 1 decade ago
YES OMFG I LOVE YOU
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9yeres · 1 decade ago
leap year lol, but this is good
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arenaud · 1 decade ago
*sigh* this was in top quotes about a month ago
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BebeCutie99 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I DIED XD
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imjustheretovent · 1 decade ago
It's true. I was admitted two weeks ago because I have a relationship with my duck
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hbailz · 1 decade ago
I'm seriously DYING. ahahahahaha
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ChikinNewdleMallerzz · 1 decade ago
@watthefudgiebars lol that just made my day:)
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AcidCreep · 1 decade ago
i peed a little... :)
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Deadmau5 · 1 decade ago
oh, this took me a while to figure out. lmfao that is legit funny.
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Musicc99 · 1 decade ago
To all of you who don't understand: North Korea is under a dictator, who has brainwashed them into thinking he's practically God and does nothing wrong.
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RainDancer96 · 1 decade ago
More like Cuba.
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taospaeb123 · 1 decade ago
nice one...
lol
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
It's usually I don't know, can you?
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Honolulu · 1 decade ago
People who don't get it: READ A FREAKING NEWSPAPER FOR ONCE!
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TikTokToo1 · 1 decade ago
lmfao this is brilliant. YEAH NORTH KOREA!
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youreeverything · 1 decade ago
Hmm how about South Vietnam?:)
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