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hbailz

Status: You know how I do (;

Member Since: 31 Mar 2012 08:20pm

Last Seen: 1 Mar 2015 04:47pm

Gender: F

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Fifteen.
Y o u r l i f e >>>>> M i n e
"Our prime purpose in life is to help others,
And if you can't do that,

At least don't hurt them."

hbailz
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March 7, 2013 1:08pm UTC

guys! it's my 16th birthday! :D i know it's the traditional thing to ask for 16 likes, so pretty please! (:

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hbailz
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January 3, 2013 12:25pm UTC

#getmaggiefamous
If anybody has a twitter, use the hashtag, "#getmaggiefamous". My friend is an amazing singer and it's her life long dream to become a professional!!
here's her youtube link if anybody is interested in checking her out!
http://www.youtube.com/user/kmmrandom1?feature=guide

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hbailz
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 7:46pm UTC

SOMEONE HELP ME.
Actually have a boyfriend for the holidays this year anndd no idea what to get him.
none.
I have no brothers for advice, SO this is where you wittians enter. (:

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hbailz
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December 4, 2012 3:13pm UTC

I really wish
(( I had a brother ))
someone to tell me guys are jerks,
one to put their arm around me,
and one to tell me that'd he'd beat up anyone that hurt me, and mess with me, and poke fun at me.
i wAnT a brother.

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hbailz
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December 4, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I met a girl today who has never seen Mean Girls..

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hbailz
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November 25, 2012 5:38pm UTC

I don't like to be called perfect, because it's not true..

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hbailz
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November 25, 2012 10:56am UTC

My boyfriend last night told me I was his world, and he loved hugging me.
I asked him, "So what's it like to hold the world?"
His response:
"I feel like, Neil Armstrong, making the first steps on the moon and planting the US flag.
I feel amazing, because I'm holding the the most amazing thing in my arms."

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hbailz
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 4:36pm UTC

SOMEONE YOU
HAVEN'T EVEN
MET YET IS
W O N D E R I N G
WHAT IT'D BE
LIKE TO KNOW
SOMEONE
LIKE YOU.

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hbailz
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:39pm UTC

I went to see my old middle school teachers tonight,
and I found out my 7th grade teacher has been with his wife since his sophomore year of high school.
That literally gives me so much hope this year.
♥

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hbailz
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Bum bum bum, ba dump a dum.
A duck walked up to the lemonade stand,
and he said to the man, runnin' the stand, hey,
bum bum bum,
Got any grapes?
any one else remember?

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hbailz
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I literally feel invisible 95% of the time.
The other 5% is when I'm with you.

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hbailz
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November 9, 2012 5:06pm UTC

HOW TO MAKE A BOY BECOME INTERESTED IN YOU.
Someone needs to write a book on here about this.

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hbailz
posted a quote
October 27, 2012 3:03pm UTC

I need some witty friends.
My other friends can't tell the difference between my fake smile and my real smile.

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hbailz
posted a quote
October 26, 2012 9:24pm UTC

I think you've made it pretty clear you don't care.
I also think you don't know what i'm going through.
Stop assuming and maybe you might understand me?

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hbailz
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October 14, 2012 4:52pm UTC

GUYS SOMEONE IS TAKING SCREEN SHOTS OF QUOTES ON HERE AND POSTING THEM ON TWITTER.
I almost had a heart attack,.

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hbailz
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 10:07am UTC

I wish it weren't such a big deal for girls and guys to spend a night together.
I want to waste my friday night with you, eating popcorn and watching your favorite movies.
I want to fall asleep, you laying next to me, and wrap your arm around me under the covers.
I'd bury my head in your chest, listen to your heart beat, and interlock my fingers with yours.
I want to wake up to your face.
I want your face to be the first thing i see in the morning.
I want to be able to look up and be able to smile at you whenever i wanted to.
I'd wake up and cuddle close to you, and look at you until your eyes opened.
When you saw me, you'd pull me in close and kiss me on the forehead.
I'd be the happiest girl in the world.

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hbailz
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October 12, 2012 3:04pm UTC

Some of you people on here need to promise us you'll write a book someday.
Because they are really, really good.

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hbailz
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 8:18pm UTC

When I'm sad, I don't eat.
When I'm depressed, I don't eat.
I don't do it on purpose, but when I'm down I just don't feel the need to put anything down my throat.

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hbailz
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 8:10pm UTC

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU,
the last time I was truly happy,.

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hbailz
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September 18, 2012 9:11pm UTC

That sigh of relief when you know the drama has ended.
And you can just breathe again.

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