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TwipsieTurtleton

Status: moved to saaraahaannxx :)

Member Since: 13 Jul 2011 01:29am

Last Seen: 13 May 2013 04:48am

Location: yes that is a candle :)

Gender: F

user id: 194158

44 Quotes
6,321 Favorites
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moved to saaraahaannxx. go follow me there :D
  1. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    Irony#2
    Choking on a cough lolly

  2. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Irony#1
    Getting run over by an ambulance

  3. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Love is Old,
    Love is New.
    Love is All,
    Love is You.

    nmf/nmq
    format by CrazyxForxLuv

  4. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:45pm UTC
    If Luck is a raindrop, I'll send you a shower.
    If Hope is a minute, I'll send you an hour.
    If Happiness is a leaf, I'll send you a tree.
    And if YOU need a friend, you'll ALWAYS have ME!
    Ands

    nmf/nmq

  5. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:45am UTC
    I saw a 2 year olds singing Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO today..
    But instead of singing "Everyday I'm Shuffling", he said Ëveryday I'm Upchucking"...♥

  6. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 12:41am UTC
    The Moment When...
    you and your class are doing Kris Kringle and you pick your own name out of the hat ♥

  7. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 1:44am UTC
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    I can't go back to yesterday
    I was a different person then.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++{ ♥ }+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    format by ; lovebywhisper

  8. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Trying to Study...
    But ending up in front of the TV every time

  9. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 12:07am UTC
    llllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllll Nobody's Perfect♥
    l lllllllllllllll

  10. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 12:02am UTC
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
    When you are looking for something,
    and it's right under your nose
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
    VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

  11. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll♥
    I'm a Blonde...
    I'm not dumb... stop stereotyping
    ♥llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  12. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ETC
    End of Thinking Capacity

    Format by XxprettixX

  13. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    Why Buy NailPolish
    When you can use the TRY ME ones at the store?
    ©wittyformats

  14. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 1:39am UTC
    I just spent 2 hours studying
    and I enjoyed it :/ I'm a nerd

  15. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    A boy told me he loved me ♥
    lol jks it was my dad

  16. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2011 3:19am UTC
    It takes 20 minutes
    to cook 2 minute noodles :/

  17. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    I Delete the Quotes
    That don't get faves ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    \

  18. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 3:17am UTC
    A Man and a Woman are in court sorting out their divorce.
    They are arguing over child support. The mother is saying that she was the one who carried the child and gave birth to it, so she should keep it. The man says "If i go to a vending machine, i would want to get a soft drink. I put my money in and the vending machine gives it to me. So do I get the soft drink, or does the vending machine?"
    Fave if you get it.

  19. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 4:36am UTC
    remember when
    you left finger spaces between your words

  20. TwipsieTurtleton TwipsieTurtleton
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    I have homework
    When i get back, i expect this to be a top quote
    nmf

:)

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