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_superwhitegirlproblems
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April 11, 2013 10:09pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2142
"Let's take pictures. I
need a new profile picture."
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2139
When you get a hair
headache from having your
messy bun so tightly
on your head.
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BravoSierra
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April 12, 2013 12:59pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I hate it when I forget to hit "send"
and sit there waiting for a response like an idiot.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 12:47pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Too bored to stay at home,
too lazy to go out.

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happiest*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 1:28pm UTC

My brother walked into my room.
He asked what the worst day of my life was.
I said 'i dont know.' and he said
'mine was today.'
i asked him why and he was silent.
i said 'did you and your girlfriend break up?'
he looked up with tears in his eyes and nodded.
he said 'she broke up with me for logan, my bestfriend.'
and i hugged him while he cried on my shoulder.
my heart broke.
he's only 9.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 12:51pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Do you ever rub your eyes so hard,
you enter a whole other galaxy of swirling patterns and crazy colors?

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 7:50pm UTC

If you're having a bad day
just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

what a wonderful winter we're having this spring
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 12:33am UTC

i was on tumblr and i just saw a picture of a woman with a poem tattooed onto her
want to know why that's special?
I wrote that poem and posted it on tumblr six months ago.
my poetry impacted her to the point where she wanted to have it permanently on her skin. it will be with her forever; when she gets married, it will be there, when she has children, it will be there. it meant that much to her.
and i am speechless.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 9:26pm UTC

when i'm pergnant and someone asks
me if I’m expecting, I’m going to psych them out and start bawling my eyes out and say
“NO, I’M JUST FAT!” and run away.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 9:24pm UTC

i hate when parents ask who
the new baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 9:24pm UTC

I don't mind going to High School...
As long as there's a Troy Bolton.
nmq

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xxrebeccaxx
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:37pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when..
You go to check if there's a back of your homework.

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aliem
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 6:27pm UTC

You don’t have to be
Skinny
to be
beautiful

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PrincessTee
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 3:31pm UTC

IQ Test:
Mary's Father Has Five Daughters.
Nana; Nene; Nini & Nono.
What's The 5th Daughter?
Comment The Answers.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Older siblings... the only people who will pick on you for entertainment, and beat up anyone else who tries.

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akp1015
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

me: well, looks like i'm done with my test
me: but no one has turned theirs in yet...
me: guess i'll just wait
me: *waits*
rest of class: *waits*
one brave soul: *gets up and turns in test*
me & rest of class: *gets up and turns in test*
anyone else?

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 12, 2012 8:32pm UTC

Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.

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bazinga
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:40am UTC

That annoying moment
When you start the same sentence like 3 times and someone interrupts you
every time.

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