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spence*
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December 7, 2013 11:13am UTC

Have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a sh/tty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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gab*
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August 27, 2013 5:45pm UTC

there is nothing worse than waking up in what you think is the middle of the night but then checking your clock just to see that you only have 2 minutes left until you have to get up

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shouts_of_silence
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May 9, 2013 8:58pm UTC

My laptop screen is b r i g h t e r than my future.

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yourcool
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May 9, 2013 8:30pm UTC

do you ever just wake up and
go "nope" and roll over and go back to sleep.

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yourcool
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May 9, 2013 9:23pm UTC

when a cute boy sneezes i don't say
bless you because i see that god already has

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 8:17pm UTC

do you ever just want to grab someone
in your class and pull their face close while staring at them in theeyes and then whisper "shut the f.ck up."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 8:32pm UTC

i don't hate school because "i'm a teenager"
no i hate it because who the f.ck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning andgo to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok bye

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dude_im_Dan
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April 20, 2013 3:59am UTC

Good morning beautiful
To all those that didn't get that text this morning

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LollingUpHearts
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 2:49pm UTC

Love is really a weird kind of thing which we never understand
We cry when we dont get it
We cry when we have it
We cry when we lose it
We cry when we dont find it
Why?
I just wanna know why did God make Love as this complex and we mostly misunderstand it

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BlackButterflies
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April 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC

me: *writes HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY in really big letters in every birthday card ever because I have no idea what to write but don't want to leave a blank space*

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LollingUpHearts
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April 19, 2013 3:51pm UTC

I wish if I were like moon
So Simple, yet so Attractive
So Enlightening yet so Cool
So Moving yet so Still
So Quiet yet so Popular
So Single yet so Romantic

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BravoSierra
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April 12, 2013 1:07pm UTC

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me: ain't nobody got time for that.

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ChocoTaco
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April 13, 2013 5:19pm UTC

Me: *Gets haircut*
Me: *Rants to mom for the rest of the day about how the hair dresser isn't qualified, and clearly doesn't how much two inches is*

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
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April 16, 2013 8:11pm UTC

My best friend used to cut herself.
Today her boyfriend broke up with her.
he told her:
"I don't like walking around with a girl with scars all over her arms and legs. It makes people stare."
She asked:
"Do you still think I'm beautiful?"
He said:
"No. I lied because I felt bad."
Wanna know what she said?:
"... I'm sorry..."

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happiest*
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April 14, 2013 7:51am UTC

To her classmates;
She is a quiet girl.. who doesn't talk that much.
To her friends;
She is a funny, outgoing girl.. that always makes them laugh.
To her best friend;
She is a crazy, fun girl.. that's always there for her.
To her boyfriend;
She is an amazing girl.. that he loves more than anything.
And to herself;
She's completely worthless..... it ain't right.

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Cammie
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April 14, 2013 3:16pm UTC

*Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
Stranger: You gotta pull.
Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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CharliesTheName
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April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People from California: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
People from California: ....
People from New York: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New York: ....
People from Europe: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from Europe: ....
People from Australia: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from Australia: ....

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