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Monalisa909
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 12:05am UTC

Someone: Let's be friends!!
Me: Sure!
We never speak again

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伤*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now
i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

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Cammie
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 10:19pm UTC

*pokes my responsibilities with a stick*
what is this get it away from me

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Me: I need to take a shower.
Me: I will in 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 mniutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 8:52pm UTC

Me: *sees kid with T-shirt of my favorite band*
Me: Hey what's up? I love your shirt!! We should totally hang out.
Kid: ...Do I know you?
Me: Duh, we're in the same fandom.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC

There is a special place in heaven
for people who upload full albums to youtube.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:32pm UTC

All the 12 year olds on this site get really p.issed off when you point out the fact that they're 12.

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raebobmarypants
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 8:19pm UTC

THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE,
prettier,
YOU JUST NEED TO FIND,
the boy who doesn't care.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:02pm UTC

I’ve decided I need to be more
spontaneous
stop thinking about things so much and just do them.
Or else nothing that I want is ever gonna happen.
Like today, there were so many things I wanted to do,
that I should have done,
but I waited too long and missed my chance.
So tomorrow, I’m gonna try much harder
to just do the things that I want,
not think about it,
so hopefully it will be better.

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casuallyme
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:13pm UTC

hey, you cheater!
Prologue
Typical high schools have normal, boring classes. I wanna be in one of those schools.
Because mine is so crazy, full of freaking psychos, there's no room where everyone is noticed.
For example, the new guy. His name is Alex Musso. He joined on Monday this week. He already
has a bunch of friends that are well-known. He's everybody's crush.
Ha. Not mine.
I almost forgot. I need to introduce myself. Well my name is Emily Morres. I'm a junior in Emerald High.
Our mascot is the typical bulldog. A.K.A. Ruggy.
You know what's weird? Everytime I see Alex, he's with another girl. Do you know what that means?
If you don't, you're a dumba/s.
You know what? Enough talking. I'm tired.
Just know one thing. If you ever see Alex Musso with another girl, come to me.
I know my ways. Let the story do the rest of the talking, yeah?
I'm going to tell you how it all started. Try not to pee your pants.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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cujo*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 11:35am UTC

So how many of you guys know what I look like or wanna know? ... ;)

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Kittyatethehuman
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 11:36pm UTC

This is my 100th quote!!!
I want to make it special. I know, 100 isn't really that much but to me, its a perfect time for this.
Kendie, I want to thank you for this.
We haven't talked in a long time, and you probably wont see this but I love you.
You showed me this site, you were a great friend and I hope all goes well for you.
I'm having lots a problems, if you look at my recent quotes you would see that, but I will be fine.
I might not feel it, but either way I will be great in the ending.
If I die, well I don't have to be on this earth anymore.
If I get better, I'll be the best I can be.
We all know I wont die because this though.
So, you were who I wanted my 100th quote to go to.
I hope to talk again later, bye.

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missperfect1129
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 12:05am UTC

Have you ever been alone?
Yes, alone. Not lonely.
When no one is around you,
No one to bother you.
It is just you,
Only you.
When your mind speaks the loudest,
Your sorrows come afloat.
You feel drifted between the blueness,
But you don't want a lifeline.
It is just you,
Only you.
You're happy to be unaccompanied.
You don't have to pretend.
You don't have to fake a smile,
There's no need to try so hard.
It is just you,
Only you.
You don't have to worry about being judged,
There's no one else's mind but your own.
But then, you want to stop.
You've gone too deep.
You're drowning in your own thoughts.
You still depend on others,
But for a moment, you want to be alone, not lonely.
It is just you,
Only you.
But then again,
Around other people, its impossible.
You then feel lonely, not alone.
And for once, you wish
It wasn't just you,
Only you.

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icySpicy_TwirlGurl
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 11:23pm UTC

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MissAnna
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:09pm UTC

YOU BROKE ME LIKE A STUPID
(mirror)

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?
format by ohhoeplease

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:34pm UTC

my thoughts during school:
(sing to the tune of jingle bells)
hahahahahaha
i'll punch you in the eye
if you don't stop talking
then i am going to die
(hey!)
hahahahahaha
shut up no one cares
when the cops come i'll just say
that you fell down the stairs
(hey!)

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:44pm UTC

I long for you;
I long for your gentle touch;
for you to kiss my scars,
to whisper 'it will be okay'
in my ear as I drift to sleep.
I yearn for your gentle words
to lull me to sleep;
to be wrapped up in your arms
while the wind blows outside
the window.
I ache for your touch,
I ache for your soothing words.
I ache for you to hold me oh-so
close, keeping the bad thoughts
at bay—
if only for a little while.
I long.
I yearn.
I ache;
for you,
and only you.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:02pm UTC

So here's how it all started;
In a ninth grade english class.... you were just some cute kid across the room.
We started sitting together, and after a week, it was clear; I kinda liked you.
I got to know you, you were nice, you were funny, you weren't like anyone else.
Turns out, you had just as much of a bad past as I do, we both wear fake smiles. We talked every day, and we became something.... but that something faded.
Tenth grade, our friends were friends, but we weren't. I guess we both moved on..
You were talking to some girl, and I was dating the biggest mistake of my life.
I remember staying up talking to you occasionally, you were always there for me.
Even after all this time, I trusted you with everything. I didn't exactly know why.
Sometimes when we'd talk, I'd think about how it used to be; I still liked you.
I kept my distance, not ready to fall, too scared to get hurt again.
Present day eleventh grade, we're together and I've never been happier.
Now its butterflies, goofy pictures, cuddling, holding hands, staying out past
curfew, and falling asleep on the phone because no one wants to hang up.
Looking back, if you were to tell me we'd end up together, I'd never believe it,
even though our friends "knew it" but I'm beyond happy that we did.
It just goes to show,
You never know what could happen

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