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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:36pm UTC

I wish I could negotiate with the spiders in my
bathroom.
me: okay well I really hate killing you guys and I
know that without you the world would be overrun with insects, so I
love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower and I
don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite me.
spider: no probs bro I'll just go hang around in that
corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting
really dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not
so happy with the conditions.
me:oh
that's okay I'll have it cleaned and you can tell him just
to move out until it's done
spider:
sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's
over.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:39pm UTC

I just want a guy
to
text all night until I fall asleep.

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Witty-Throwbacks*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 7:27pm UTC

"Ahh, you're so hot!"
I whispered to a
plate of food I pulled
out of the microwave.

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yourcool
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June 2, 2014 2:59am UTC

all i ever say is "ugh" because it can
show confusion, l#st, disgust and contempt, and that's pretty much my life

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celestialerror*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 9:35pm UTC

I wanted so badly to be your happily ever after.
(DS)

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MissAnna
posted a quote
June 3, 2014 9:24pm UTC

if youre looking
for someone, make it someone else.
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

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kaylee*
posted a quote
June 4, 2014 10:16am UTC

i don't believe in love.
not sure it really exists,
but even if it does for some people,
it won't for me.
Please don't remove this!

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kiss_my_scars
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 12:24pm UTC

Dear Peter Pan,
My window is open,
Come save me.
- A Lost Girl

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
May 31, 2014 8:54pm UTC

Where is everyone?
Pat, Mo, Lyric, Kay, May May, Cam, Maddie, Julian? Where are you guys xc. I miss you ♥

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
June 2, 2014 8:05am UTC

ωε'rε αιι мαdмαη hεrε.

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SANDD*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 12:40pm UTC

but
"JUST FRIENDS"
just don't
look at each other
talk to each other
touch each other
love each other
LIKE THAT.

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addy*
posted a quote
May 30, 2014 9:18am UTC

Why doesn't someone show up at my bedroom window with pizza and chocolate dipped strawberries, because Troy Bolton did so step up your game guys.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Last Serenade*
posted a quote
May 29, 2014 8:20pm UTC

In the darkest shadows,
when all seems to have left,
and you feel alone.
I'm there and will always be there,
to light a match or make stars for you,
I will make all your dreams come true.
So baby, keep holding on to my hand,
squeeze it tight every once in a while to show you will stand,
by me,
because I will stand,
by you,
until my last breath,
until my end.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 9:48pm UTC

Reading your old quotes,
is like a diary you unintentionally kept. They show how quickly things change, and how little the big things you thought matter, are very little and you don't even remember.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 9:57pm UTC

if you don't love
yourself, you'll
always be
chasing after
people who don't
love you, either.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 28, 2014 9:02pm UTC

"When you are in high school, you think you will be happy when you graduate. Once you've graduated, you think you will be happy once you land a good job. Once you have the dream job, you think you will be happy when you are married. Next you think you will be happy when you have kids. Once you have kids, you think you will be happy when they move out of the house. Next it will be when they have kids. Before you know it you will have spent your entire life waiting for events to bring you happiness, just to realize life (and happiness) has passed you by."

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Vinita*
posted a quote
May 26, 2014 10:46am UTC

{We could've been perfect } [We could've been hurt]
{if you let it } [but we're still alive]
{but you let it} [now I go through hell]
{let it go} [every single night]

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