I wish I could negotiate with the spiders in my
bathroom.
me: okay well I really hate killing you guys and
I know that without you the world would be overrun with insects,
so I love you and all, but I kind of really need to take a shower
and I don't wanna drown you or have you panic and bite
me.
spider: no probs bro I'll just go hang around in that
corner until you're done. By the way, your fan is getting really
dirty, my cousin's been living in there and he's not so happy
with the conditions.
me:oh
that's okay I'll have it cleaned and you can tell him just to
move out until it's done
spider:
sure thing, man, I'll be over here until your shower's
over.
