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hanna1995
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September 7, 2012 5:31pm UTC

I told my friend that their mustache looked nice.
Then she slapped me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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marchtoyourownbeat
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September 8, 2012 8:38am UTC

Child 1: "Mommy, why is my name rose?"
Mom: "Because a rose petal fell on you after you were born."
Child 2: "And why is my name Daisy?"
Mom: "Because a daisy landed on you after you were born."
Child 3: "Zdnakdsbnsjsk!"
Mom: "SHUT UP, BRICK."

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yonkers
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September 8, 2012 9:16am UTC

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lovelyxtruth
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September 7, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?
Me: Why didn't you mark my assignment that I handed in 2 weeks ago?
Teacher: I was busy..
Me: So was I.
INSTANT DETENTION REPLIES #2

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thelastgirlyouwouldexpect
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September 7, 2012 9:33pm UTC

you're popular now?
What will you be in twenty years?
A hooker?
Oh, was that harsh?
Maybe you'll work at McDonald's.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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katherine_lucille*
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September 7, 2012 5:06pm UTC

That awkward moment when your in a deep thought,
and you realize you're staring directly at someone.

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XObreeOX
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September 7, 2012 9:44pm UTC

I hate making eye contact
with someone who used to
mean the world to me.

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xPoptartStealerx
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September 7, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Are you from Africa?
'Cause African love you.
nmq!

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ridemydino
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September 7, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Dad: I don't want you talking to him at all.
Me: I'm sorry Dad, I'll just dress ugly and not do my hair anymore. Maybe then he won't like me anymore.
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: ...I think that's a great idea!
Me: I was KIDDING!
.-.
nmf

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Witty_Queenx08
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September 7, 2012 3:50pm UTC

I can't tell who I hate more:
The people that write "Fave if" quotes OR
the people that favorite the "Fave if" quotes.

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thisworldismad
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September 7, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Isn't she lovely?

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MsMinty101
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September 7, 2012 5:26pm UTC

Everybody says he likes me,
but I can't bring myself to believe it.

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marie1616
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September 7, 2012 9:15pm UTC

I wish I could say
asdfghjklgfd in real life.
nmf/nmq

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prplesockerninja22
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September 7, 2012 5:13pm UTC

"I'm a wizard."
"Then prove it."
"Sorry, I can't. No magic outside Hogwarts."

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Hale_Storm18
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September 7, 2012 7:00pm UTC

Me: I'm ugly.
Friends: No you're not.
Me: I AM UGLY and that's a fact. Guys don't add me on Facebook and like my pictures, they don't ask for my number, I get five texts a day. One is from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company, and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there's something tomorrow. Guys don't text me saying, "Good morning, beautiful." or just even saying "Hi what's up?" If I have guy friends it's probably just one or two. You guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you're always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. You guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and I'm just there watching. And, if any boy wants to talk to me, it's because they want me to give them something, or call me bad names. I don't have 120 likes on my profile picture. I'm scared of doing a party because I know I wouldn't hhave any guy friends to invite. Is it because I don't let anyone know me? No, it's because I don't look good. Why all the pretty girls out there are full of "guy friends"? Don't tell me because they're the best people ever because it ain't true. My teeth are not perfect. I don't like my smile. I'm insecure as f#ck. My eyes have nothing special. I don't even have the perfect body. So, don't tell me I'm not ugly because I am.
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aviva41133
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September 7, 2012 8:43pm UTC

Embarrassing moment #1
You I was at my crush's football game and I was talking to my friend about how hot he looked in his football jersey. The woman in front of us kept turning around and smiling at us. The next day at school my crush came up to me and said " So, you think I have a cute smile"? The lady in front of us was his mom. O.O

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Raymatts
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September 7, 2012 3:04pm UTC

*Hears little brother on the computer listening to the song that plays on my Witty page*
*Thinks*: Oh god he found my witty oh god oh god I'll have to move to mexico and change my name!!
*Casually walks over and sees youtube screen open playing song*
Me: Oh thank god!
Brother: What?
Me: What?

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BlackButterflies
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September 7, 2012 8:43pm UTC

I feel like everyone secretly hates me.

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accountdeactivated*
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September 7, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Superman
No One Must Never Know Who I am
Batman
To Protect My City, I Must Wear a Mask
Spiderman
No One Can Ever Know My Secret
Ironman
F*** You, I'm Ironman
(I just read this online and thought it was awesome!!!!!)

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