VictooriaT18's Favorites

MrefusetosinkH
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 10:56pm UTC

Not All Superheros Wear Capes.
Some wear camouflage.
Some wear hospital scrubs.
Some wear police uniforms.
Some wear red hats and fireman uniforms.
But either way, they're all heros.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 418 points

sarak1054
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Bad News
My school isn't allowing girls to wear headbands now? anyone else think this is stupid?

👍 this is good · read the comments · 166 points

LiliBlackHeart
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:14pm UTC

When I was younger I only dreamed
That when I got older, you'd be proud of me

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 123 points

BlackButterflies
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 8:31pm UTC

every day, people tell me I'm pretty
but my reflection tells me that I am ugly and worthless

👍 this is good · read the comments · 205 points

AssKickerXx
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:31pm UTC

x2+y+5(x+y2=a-z]+4x3+(-1z=2.4) + 12y-5z3=k=6x3....
Yeah, I can definitely see how this is going to help me in life..

👍 this is good · read the comments · 154 points

UniicornLuvver7
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:16pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 160 points

lovecrazy
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 1:48pm UTC

Nothing good can come from
a sentence starting with " I'm sorry, but "

👍 this is good · read the comments · 134 points

MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Fake smiling?
I'm a professional at that.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 197 points

ChasinMyDreams123
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Today
Me: High five!
Friend: why is there a W on your hand..?
Me: i can never remember it's a part of the alphabet so I write it on my hand...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:...okay *turns away*
Well it's pretty clear no one knows about witty at my school. TRUE STORY

👍 this is good · read the comments · 162 points

HallieLovesYou
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:53pm UTC

Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:
1% comfort
1% warmth
98% Increased ability to slide across the floor
like a fricken ninja on an invisable surf board
nm

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 178 points

lovelyxtruth
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Teacher: *yelling at me*
Me: *yelling back because it was unfair*
Teacher: Don't use that tone with me!
Me: *raises pitch of voice* How about this one, is this more convenient?
INSTANT DETENTION REPLIES #3

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 242 points

OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 12:12pm UTC

"The difference between doing something
And not doing something is doing something."
-Harry Styles

👍 this is good · read the comments · 165 points

LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Lol So True: #68
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
lolsotrue.com

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 257 points

lovelyxtruth
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Teacher: Why are you late?
Me: Why are you early?
INSTANT DETENTION REPLIES #1

👍 this is good · read the comments · 221 points

forever_styles
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Me: *likes someone*
Me: *thinks I have a chance*
Me: *remembers what I look like*
Me: *cries*

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 323 points

lovelyxtruth
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Type of people who annoy me #1
people who say they hate someone,
then are best friends with them 2 minutes later

👍 this is good · read the comments · 250 points

zer0*
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 4:28pm UTC

When you see my face,
I h o p e i t g i v e s y o u h e l l .

👍 this is good · read the comments · 226 points

chocolate_lover12
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 3:41pm UTC

Thoughts while walking to class at school
Me: Okay I just have to get to my next class
Me: Well isn’t that nice why don’t you just HUG in the MIDDLE of the hallway.
Me: Oh my god, walk faster!!!
Me: I hate people.
Me: Haha no I don’t, I’m so mean
Me: Just kidding. I hate people.
Me: Oh no. Nononono don’t see me, don’t see me….
Me: Ugh he saw me.
Me: Keep walking, keep walking
Me: * Sees specific person *
Me: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD.
Me: He’s walking towards me
Me: He’s on the football team!?
Me: He looks SO HOT!!!!
Him: * Looks at me *
Me: * Doesn’t break eye contact *
Him: * Smiles *
Me: * Spazzes *
Me: Sigh. Don’t turn around, don’t turn around.
Me: Oh my god get OUT OF MY WAY.
Me: *Shoves person *
Me: Thank you.
Me: Hey its actually one of my friends!
Me & My Friend: There are too many people in this world!
true story.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 204 points

iwishiwasbeautiful
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:57pm UTC

Me: Mom, why is my cousin called Rose?
Mom: Because your aunt likes flowers
Me: And what do you like?
Mom: Dicky, stop asking questions.
nmq

👍 this is good · read the comments · 257 points

EvenIfiLovedYou
posted a quote
September 7, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Don't like how I
drive?
Stay off the sidewalks.
nmq

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 245 points

Witty Profiles

VictooriaT18