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  1. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 8:47pm UTC
    you're thinking that i hate you now, cause you still don't know what i never said

  2. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    Nothing says i love you like a
    handwritten letter.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 11:11pm UTC
    What's awkward is when you stop using the word "hard"
    because every time you do, you hear innuendos.

  6. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 8:38pm UTC

  7. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 11:20pm UTC
    the fact that my best friend doesn't even talk to me...

  8. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 4:31pm UTC
    Me: Why am i still single? I need a boyfriend!
    Friend: Well you know good things come to those who wait.
    Me: I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend:
    Me:
    Friend: THAT is why you're single.

  9. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies in the VCR.

  10. BrokenWings1 BrokenWings1
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 4:30pm UTC
    Not all scars show,
    not all wounds heal.
    Sometimes you can't always see,
    the pain someone feels.

  11. The1975* The1975*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 12:33am UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    A young girl loved sad poems so much she eventually became one.

  12. BrokenWings1 BrokenWings1
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    WHEN EVER I DELETE AN APP
    ON MY IPHONE....
    THE SHAKING ICONS MAKE ME FEEL
    LIKE THEY'RE PANICKING
    OVER WHO'S NEXT TO BE
    CUT FROM THE TEAM.

  13. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    One time in first grade
    I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

  14. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 1:41am UTC
    I want to
    disappear

  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 5:06pm UTC
    You have pointed out
    my flaws again as if I don't already see them.

  16. KatarinaMikaelson KatarinaMikaelson
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2014 3:55am UTC
    Cause we're PEO
    & we're PEOPLE like him
    ARE THE REASON WHY
    WE HAVE MIDDLE FINGERS
    t
    text

  17. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 4:57pm UTC
    BI.TCH,
    I'm (still) fabulous.

  18. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2014 6:32pm UTC
    If it requires pants or a bra
    it's not happening today.

  19. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2014 12:59am UTC
    i tried to be everything for you...but i wasn't

  20. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2014 4:34pm UTC
    Me: Send me words of encouragement so I don't murder someone at school
    Friend: There is no Netflix in prison

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