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hay_hay12
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September 19, 2012 8:30pm UTC

credittorunningislife
& who else was convinced that,
if you dug just enough into the ground, you'd fall into China?

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awkwaaaaard
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:01pm UTC

He made eye contact with me today.
Soulmates.

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underestimated
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Drama
(Noun)
When Sara likes Mike but Mike is going
out with Jane when Jane acctually likes
Dylan but Dylan likes Sara so Dylan Asks
Out Sara and Jane gets mad and breaks up
with Mike so she can go out with Dylan
then Sara asks out Eric instead and Eric
likes Hannah and Hanna likes Mike
so Hanna asks out Mike and Jane gets jelous
so she tries to make up with Mike.

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ThatOneGirl_brokenhearted
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC

If I get 100+ faves
I'll ask him to homecoming.
And I'm not kidding either.

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LolSoTrueQuotes
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:13pm UTC

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 20, 2012 3:00pm UTC

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This is Anna. Anna sees a quote she likes, so she favorites it.
Anna is good. We like Anna.
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This is Lacey. Lacey sees a quote she likes, so she copies the code and adds it as her own quote.
Lacey is bad. We don't like Lacey.

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_OneMillionPieces
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:03pm UTC

Cheerleader- *Comes into my english class* Hi! We need to sell chocolate for our uniforms.
Me- *Quitely* Chocolate?
Kid Next to Me- *Louder* Chocolate?!!?
Kid in Back of Class- *Loudest* CHOCOLATE?!?
Cheerleader- Yes, with or with out nuts.
This really happened & I actaully died

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Grandma: Are you hungry?
Me: No
Grandma: Too bad you're going to eat anyways

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 7:26pm UTC

OMG GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT
WHY HIS NAME IS 'STITCH'
a stitch is a piece of thread that is
sown to hold something together.
stitch holds lilo's family together.

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isitonlyme
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 4:13pm UTC

Instead of getting periods, can girls just get a text once a month from mother nature saying 'you're not pregnant have a nice day'

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BravoSierra
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September 19, 2012 3:02pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Favorite this quote if
You've had your witty for longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

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theresathehuman
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:50pm UTC

My phone is on volume: no one texts me
My phone is on vibrate: no one texts me
My phone is on silent: I lose it and I have 8 missed texts and 3 missed calls
Just me?

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loveisjustlove
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September 19, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Wake me up when September ends
Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father's funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie's room, Billie simply said,
"Wake me up when September ends,"
hence the title.
creds: http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=3936

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JustSaying
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Dear Food,
Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
Sincerely,
Me

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TaraWuzAlwaysHere
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 8:33pm UTC

Teacher: You'll write a short scary story before Halloween.
I have it all planned out. It goes:
"No Internet Connection."
THE HORROR.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Fire Department: Hello?
Caller: It's me again...
Fire Department: Adele, what did we say about setting fire to the rain!

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daniellejennings14
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 5:43pm UTC

If I'm on my period... Just for your safety,
GET AWAY FROM ME.

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JennaBean
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:24pm UTC

And today!
I colored with a special kid :3.
I was at the y when this special kid named tiger came in.
he had paper and markers and pens and stuff like that.
well i saw this and the first thing i asked was if i could clor with him.
he extaticly said yes and we colored together for the rest of the time i was at the y :)
i felt sooooo nice

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ghost town girl*
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 5:52pm UTC

So i was logging into facebook,
and for my email,
Instead of writing @gmail.com
I wrote @wittyprofiles.com
I didnt even realize it
until they said they didnt recognise the email

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xEmmax
posted a quote
September 19, 2012 6:28pm UTC

*Today at lunch*
Me: Why can't you come on Friday?
My best friend: Well...maybe i have
plans.
Both of us: *Look at each other*
Both of us: *start cracking up*

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