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GirlyGianna
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August 21, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Hold Your Cursor Over This Quote If You're A Boy.

h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t

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.*
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August 20, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Most girls: I'd rather be called beautiful then hot.
Me: I'd like to be called human.

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EmilyStyles
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August 20, 2012 8:07pm UTC

Dear Parents#1
Sorry I'm not as 'perfect' as your other child.
Series?

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TurtleLover4
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July 25, 2012 8:31pm UTC

"Why was your bucket ontop of our door?"
"Why was your door under my bucket?"
nmq.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Eli22b

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July 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC

*Me in the shower*
Me: Do-do-do-do-do-doooooooo
Me: Alright, let's do this.
Me: 'throw's clothes down laundry shoot'
Me: 'Lays down a towel'
Me: Let's see, do I want it colder,or hotter?
Me: slightly hotter than normal water
Me: 'get's in shower'
Me: Oooh-oh-ooo-aaahh-yeah (other sexual noises) this water feel's great, I love it
Me: 'starts shampooing'
Me: THERE'S A FIRE, STARTING IN MY HEART, REACHING A FEVER PITCH AND IT'S BRINGIN ME OUT THE DARK
Me: NNEEVVVER MINNDDD I'LLL FIND SOMEONEEE LIKE YOUUUUU-OUUUUU
Me: I SET FII-II-REE, TO THE RAIN WATCHED IT BURN, AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
Me: Ok, no more Adele, gotta condition
Me: I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOUR TURNING TABLES UNDER YOUR THUMB I CAN'T BREATHE
Me: SO I WONNTT LET YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO HURT ME NO I WONT ASK YOU, YOU TO JUST DESERT ME I CANT GIVE YOUUUUUUU ALL YOU THINK YOU GAVE ME, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOOD BYEE, TO TURNING TABLESS
Me: Ok, seriously dude. Condition, no more Adele
Me: CAUSE BABY YOUR A FIIRREEEEEEE WORRKKKK
Me: No. More. Singing.
Me: 'scrubs arms with body wash'
Me: Doobie doobie doo-wap Doobie Doobie doo-wap perryy pery the platapussss
Me: SHUT UPPP
Me: ' drops shampoo bottle'
Me: Oh, that's staying there. I'm not bending over, lol
Me: What if someones on my laptop right now?
Me: HOLY-F*CK HURRY UP THEY MIGHT FIND MY WITTY
Me: 'cleans rest of body in 2 minutees or less'
Me: Nahh, i'm good. I logged out.
Me: FINNALLY I CAN SEE YOU CRYSTAL CLEAR, GO AHEAD AND SELL ME OUT AND I'LL LAY YOUR SHIP BARE
Me: F*cking Adele "in Jenna Marbles voice"
Me: Lol Jenna Marblesss
Me: Alright, I'm done
Me: 'gets out of shower'

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AustinH
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July 23, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Happy birthday One Direction?
NO
Happy birthday Daniel Radcliffe!

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Beautifully_Betrayed

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July 23, 2012 2:51pm UTC

Want to know why I like Iron Man?
he tries so hard to make the world a better place.
HE'S ASHAMED OF HIS PAST.
& somedays he can't even stand his reflection.
And I understand completly how that feels.

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wittyonedirection
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July 23, 2012 2:13pm UTC

2 years.
1 album
18 songs
3 books
1 Britt
1 documentary
1 tour
millions of fans
hope
5 boys
one band
one dream
one direction.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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LovelySummerGirl
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July 8, 2012 6:34pm UTC

Adam
why
are
you
ignoring
me?

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TheWrittenInfection
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July 11, 2012 7:08pm UTC

From the bottom of the stairs
To the top of the charts
♥
nmf

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HakunaaMatata
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July 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when
my mom never comes home on time, so i order pizza like once a week & every time the same guy delivers it. My thoughts were that he probably thinks i'm some depressed pizza-eating psycho, but today he told me i was hot & asked for my number.

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Bravosierra*
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July 7, 2012 2:09pm UTC

The Virgin Series.
Testing Fate
Prologue
I smiled and sat down on the beach.
The sand in my toes and Mike's hand in mine.
I looked up at him and smiled like he was the only person in my life.
He leaned towards me and kissed me.
"Belle," he said to me, "You are the only one for me."
I smiled at him. "I'm going to miss you while you're at college."
I looked down in the sand so he couldn't see me cry.
He tilted my chin up and kissed me. "Don't cry. My heart will stay with you."
He whispered it in a low, loving tone.
I smiled, "You're taking mine with you."
He smiled and looked at his phone. "It's getting late."
I looked down, "I know. My mom is gonna be worried."
He smiled at me then frowned, "I can't believe I'm leaving tonight."
I felt myself choke up on my tears, "I know," I said in a barely, legible voice.
He frowned at me, "I'm gonna see you in two weekends. And every weekend after that." He brushed the hair back across my shoulders.
"I know but still. We've spent every day this summer together. And most nights. My bed will be so lonely."
He smiled at me, "Two weeks. I'm going to facetime you every night and text you at every moment." He stood up and held his hand out. "Let's go babe. It's almost midnight. You have school tomorrow and my flight leaves in a few hours."
I stood up and held his hand as we walked across the beach together, one last time.
We drove in loving silence.
He walked me to the door and kissed me once gently, then another time, passionently and harder. He pulled away and leaned his head on mine.
"I love you Belle." He whispered.
My eyes opened in amazment as he told me he loved me for the first time.
"And I love you Mike." I whispered at him.
WOOHOO! VIRGIN PART TWO :)
I've been waiting for this story FOREVER.
I'll be doing notifications this time.
Let me know how you guys think. :)
It's gonna start out slow, I'm sorry.
& to the people who got stuck reading that pos story Just a Word.
I'm S o r r y.

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Bravosierra*
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July 7, 2012 1:12am UTC

Tomorrow is the day you guys all waited for!
The Virgin PART TWO!
'
I'ts gonna be called "Testing Fate."
& Its gonna be good.
Comment for a notification o:)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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