*Me in the shower*

Me: Do-do-do-do-do-doooooooo

Me: Alright, let's do this.

Me: 'throw's clothes down laundry shoot'

Me: 'Lays down a towel'

Me: Let's see, do I want it colder,or hotter?

Me: slightly hotter than normal water

Me: 'get's in shower'

Me: Oooh-oh-ooo-aaahh-yeah (other sexual noises) this water feel's great, I love it

Me: 'starts shampooing'

Me: THERE'S A FIRE, STARTING IN MY HEART, REACHING A FEVER PITCH AND IT'S BRINGIN ME OUT THE DARK

Me: NNEEVVVER MINNDDD I'LLL FIND SOMEONEEE LIKE YOUUUUU-OUUUUU

Me: I SET FII-II-REE, TO THE RAIN WATCHED IT BURN, AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE

Me: Ok, no more Adele, gotta condition

Me: I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOUR TURNING TABLES UNDER YOUR THUMB I CAN'T BREATHE

Me: SO I WONNTT LET YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO HURT ME NO I WONT ASK YOU, YOU TO JUST DESERT ME I CANT GIVE YOUUUUUUU ALL YOU THINK YOU GAVE ME, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOOD BYEE, TO TURNING TABLESS

Me: Ok, seriously dude. Condition, no more Adele

Me: CAUSE BABY YOUR A FIIRREEEEEEE WORRKKKK

Me: No. More. Singing.

Me: 'scrubs arms with body wash'

Me: Doobie doobie doo-wap Doobie Doobie doo-wap perryy pery the platapussss

Me: SHUT UPPP

Me: ' drops shampoo bottle'

Me: Oh, that's staying there. I'm not bending over, lol

Me: What if someones on my laptop right now?

Me: HOLY-F*CK HURRY UP THEY MIGHT FIND MY WITTY

Me: 'cleans rest of body in 2 minutees or less'

Me: Nahh, i'm good. I logged out.

Me: FINNALLY I CAN SEE YOU CRYSTAL CLEAR, GO AHEAD AND SELL ME OUT AND I'LL LAY YOUR SHIP BARE

Me: F*cking Adele "in Jenna Marbles voice"

Me: Lol Jenna Marblesss

Me: Alright, I'm done

Me: 'gets out of shower'

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