TurtleLover4

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TurtleLover4

Status: Dont stop believing.

Member Since: 8 Apr 2012 12:45am

Last Seen: 22 May 2013 06:55pm

Location: Under your bed.

Gender: F

user id: 290395

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 1:49pm UTC

*me at a football game in my schools student section when the other team scores a touchdown*
some kid in our student section: *name of other team* YOUR JUST A WH0RE WITH STD's.
other team:
parents:
nuns:
our team:
cheerleaders:
lochness monster:
a giraffe:
the football:

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 10:18pm UTC

As long as you LALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALAA Love me.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 9:25pm UTC

it makes me mad how girls always talk about hot guys ONLY and then later their talking to other girls like omg your soo pretty. not ugly. love yourself. blah blah blah. how do you think guys feel? they want to be hot equally as much as all the other girls. but nobody is their to tell them to embrace themselves.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:01pm UTC

its my 14th birthday!

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TurtleLover4
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August 20, 2012 7:24pm UTC

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 11:55pm UTC

How to be acne free:
1) while in shower or just washing face dont use any product. just warm water and a rag. run the wet rag all over your face in circular motions. doing this opens your pores and the warm water starts cleansing.
2) if you had makeup on while doing that just use a makeup remover wipe and remove all excess makeup
3) use anti-blemish pads (Noxema) and rub pad all over face in circular motions especially focusing on areas with pimples
4) wait until the tingling feeling from the anti-blemish pads goes away and then apply acne-control moisturizer (Clean&Clear)
5) enjoy smooth & soft skin.
*sometimes results may take a few times of doing this. i usually do this at night before bed.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:13am UTC

Everytime I see a cute guy & he smiles at me. I want to smile back but i dont. Im not to bad looking until i open my mouth. And you see the ugliest gap. I hate it. Ive tried to cope with it... but i just cant. And i feel like the second i open my mouth a guy just turns away with disgust. It takes away most self confidence. I just want braces. But first i need the money...

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 11:20am UTC

Im crying so much right now that i cant speak.
I didnt make the volleyball team,
Its a silly reason... i know.
But that was the one sport i loved and was passionate about.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 25, 2012 8:31pm UTC

"Why was your bucket ontop of our door?"
"Why was your door under my bucket?"
nmq.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 24, 2012 3:37pm UTC

me: *on witty*
me: im sooo tired. i shall rest now.
me: *looks at clock*
clock: 4:45 am
me: NOPE HAVE TO STAY UP TILL 5 UNTIL I CAN SING PROPERLY "ITS 5'o'CLOCK IN THE MORNING"

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TurtleLover4
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July 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 3:01pm UTC

i overheard some kid bullying my niece and so her older brother called him a
do/che bag
he is only 6.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:13pm UTC

i hate being the shy one.
turtlelover4

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:34pm UTC

i hate being the shy one.
turtlelover4

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:10pm UTC

You
are
my
one
&&
only,

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 12:34am UTC

i am fat.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 9:03pm UTC

Father: Dont Dont Talk To Strangers!
Mother: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Teacher: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Police: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Obama: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Barnie: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Harry Style's Mom: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Turtles: Dont Talk To Strangers!
The Moon: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Your mom's brother's sister's cousin's aunt's dad's cat: Dont Talk To Strangers!
Omegle: Talk To Strangers!

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 2:41pm UTC

I LOVE THIS...
my nephew: year older than niece, big strong football player, doesnt up with peoples crap.
my niece:gorgeous, dainty, sensitive
Sure they are only 6 & 5 but he is ALWAYS
there for her.. even if someone is just trying to take her dolls.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC

my mom has friends over...
i am now hiding in my room, an occasionally sneaking out to steal food. pray for me.

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TurtleLover4
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 6:24pm UTC

I am sick of
people stereotyping a whole group.
all directioners are: crazy & obsessed?
all girl wittians are: b*tches & emotional?
all boy wittians are: flirts, fake, or gay?
just stop it.
its annoying, unfair, & harsh.
get to know someone before
you judge.

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